I can easily unify humanity, just give me the money and I'll change my name to doctor evil and become the greatest villain ever thus uniting all of humanity against me.

I even promise to laugh maniacally and pet a cat while I slowly turn around in my giant office chair.

As for my evil deeds....um.... I know, I'll tell kids they have the wrong gender and cut....well shit there goes my plan.

I know, I can sell people poison mislabeled as a cure and .....

Okay maybe I can't out-evil current year