She’ll be stepping down in two more weeks.

Fuck ‘em anyways.

DING, DING, DING

Spoiler Alert; he can’t.

Because, as a Republic, not everyone was supposed to vote.

Fuck ‘em.

I want to believe.

As the saying goes, “At least the trains ran on time.”

“Hey, that’s my bike history!”

It’s the same picture.

Their parents should really stop giving them money.

Twin Peaks’ food is legitimately good and the beer is so cold it has ice crystals floating in it. I would go there if the waitresses were dressed as grandmothers.

Tom Baker will always be peak Doctor Who. He’s old enough now that they could reboot the entire series and cast him as the original Doctor traveling through space and time with his granddaughter. Probably the only way to save the series, but the wokies in charge will never do it.

Women have always back-stabbed each other at every opportunity. They view each other as competition for attention; whether it’s from a man, their job, or each other. It’s why the majority of them don’t have friends or know how to be a friend.

V for Vendetta wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual.

His Holiness, Pope Maximus Headroomicus the First.

When will Five Gays start adding prayer towers?

Closing your eyes and trying to slap with both hands is super ineffective.

I’m shocked, shocked, to find violence going on in lesbian relationships!

It’s working just like government employees.

Was Geraldo Rivera in charge of the excavation?

The left has wanted Idris Elba as Bond for years.

Because he locked up everyone that disagreed with him.

Karen Bass finds Karen Bass innocent of any wrongdoing and files charges against Karen Bass’ accuser.

Spray and “Oy, vey.”