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LordLavaLamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

For the the enhanced edition of Baldur's Gate, they added a trans NPC who exists purely to tell you they're trans.

They then called everyone who turned their noses up at this bigots.

The funniest goddamned part of that saga was that you can only be a tranny in D&D if you are the laziest piece of shit imaginable.

If you're doing Rules as Written ^TM, you can get a cursed Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity that forcibly changes your sex when equipped. As a cursed item, it's sale value is 0, so you can technically get it from any mage store using the standard sales tables for free.

If you're intent on actually playing the game like some sort of nerd incel, you can just get a Wizard to Polymorph you into the other sex.

Anything else is just "look at me! I'm TRAAAAAAAANNNNSSSSS" virtue signaling.

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LordLavaLamp 21 points ago +21 / -0

Male trannies who undergo genital mutilation surgery to have a fake vagina installed end up with an open wound with a vague, "squint really hard while really drunk" resemblance to a vagina. Since this is an open wound (as opposed to an actual sexual organ), the body attempts to heal it closed. To maintain the openness of this open wound, male trannies insert a rod-shaped object into the wound site to tear apart any repair work and keep it "dilated".

There, you have been cursed with this knowledge, as I have.

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LordLavaLamp 20 points ago +20 / -0

math is full of inequity

Good. That's the point, you subhuman troglodytes. Math is one of the purest methods of expressing what is and what isn't in the universe. OF FUCKING COURSE it isn't going to have magic "equity". Math is hard. Math requires some gods-be-damned hard work to understand.

You fuckers who couldn't even achieve a fifth-grade reading level are absolutely not going to understand even highschool algebra. That's the point. This is reality gatekeeping your retardation from places where your ignorance, your incompetence, your blatant stupidity will cause widespread damage and harm.

Go fuck yourselves with a spiky cactus covered in angry bullet ants, you math "equity" motherfuckers.

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LordLavaLamp 14 points ago +14 / -0

An exacerbation of the risk factors for coof (weight gain, low physical activity, etc). Couple that with the 24/7 fear-mongering by the media, the dystopian advertising that boils down to "the end of your rights is neigh, obey or else" in all major cities, AND the mounting evidence that the clot shots, at best, do nothing at, at worst, contribute to mycarditis and pericarditis, and you have a solid argument for "manufactured symptoms".

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LordLavaLamp 7 points ago +10 / -3

I can't imagine you ever being a father, considering your massively retarded opinions on women.

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LordLavaLamp -2 points ago +5 / -7

At the risk of invoking Godwin's law, that's like saying the nazis were right about jews.

Like a broken clock, he might be right once or twice a day, but the vast majority of shit coming out of his mouth is fucktarded nonsense.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Todd, is the game good?

NEXT QUESTION

Todd, are you going to fix or upgrade your engine?

NEXT QUESTION

Todd, will the team squash bugs?

NEXT QUESTION

Todd, how many gender pronouns are included with character creation?

"Oh, an excellent question. Let me answer this in depth..."

Yeah, sounds about fucking right.

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LordLavaLamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her face is fine

Citation Needed

That's a paper bag face if ever I've seen one.

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are these fuckers so insistent and persistent in their martyring of the absolute worst of society?

First was fentanyl floyd in his golden coffin, now it's the wife beater and the child diddler. What the ever-living fuck is wrong with these people?

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LordLavaLamp 16 points ago +16 / -0

Government released an aerosolized version of a "cure for AIDS" with, apparently, zero testing. Because curing the gay disease is a universal good! Testing and verification is for bitches!

This somehow leads 99.9~% of the human population mutating into some sort of vampire analogue, whose higher faculties and reasoning come back only slowly.

In the movie, Will Smith kills them for shits and giggles while looking for a cure (which is absurd; how were you planning to "cure" gross metamorphic changes, Will?) and accidentally finds out the "feral monsters" have at least the intelligence of primitive tribes when they come to break imprisoned vampires out of his murder-experiment lab. In the book, the vampire-analogues regain most of their sentience, and tell stories of the last human, who appears during the day (their night) and kidnaps people to torture and murder (becoming the eponymous Legend for the vampire-analogues).

It's a really forced metaphor.

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LordLavaLamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Truth and Reconciliation"

The good news is, starting that stage gives you a sniper rifle and about 2x max ammo cap in reloads. It should be enough to quash any "but muh land" nudniks.

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LordLavaLamp 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Related topics: George Floyd Death"

How in the merry blue fucking hell, BBC?

Unless you dumb racist fuckers can't differentiate between Tanzanians in the late 1800s and modern Black American drug addicts in the early 2020s...

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LordLavaLamp 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even if this was remotely true, harassing the family of the recently deceased is ghoulish in the extreme.

I strongly oppose this sort of shit in general, and this shit in specificity. Leave them the fuck alone.

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LordLavaLamp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do you have any options for alternative transport as a temporary thing (for example, a bike or electric scooter)? Or, failing that, maybe a used car?

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LordLavaLamp 15 points ago +15 / -0

Think of it not as progress, but as recovery. If you suffer an injury, step 1 is always to stop the descent, step 2 is recovering (hopefully to baseline), and step 3 is progress (either to baseline if you couldn't it it in recovery, or past baseline to improve your condition).

People have noticed the injury to society. So, first we recover, then we progress.

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LordLavaLamp 8 points ago +13 / -5

Lots of men in political power fucking the populace at large as well.

Don't fall into that retard's well of dumbass shittery and [[[noticing]]] things.

It's not a men v women, black v white, jew vs gentile, etc. thing. It's just class warfare, a tale as old as human civilization. The aristocrat-equivalent class has always sought out to gain greater power (social, gubernatorial, religious, economic, etc.) at the expense of the average citizen. We just see it more clearly now that every peasant imagines himself a minor lordling owed recognition and protection under the agreements of the aristocracy.

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LordLavaLamp 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nah. I just browse casually, and your bullshit always stands out. Since mods aren't necessarily faggots around here, I like to take a moment and tell you take that bullshit you're spewing, and fuck yourself with it.

It's funny. For all the "ermagerd muh soggy knees" accusations that get tossed at communities like this by the usual suspects, you're really the standout case of being an actual, true-to-definition bigoted misogynistic fucknugget.

EVERYTHING you say is "women bad, women cause of all evil, women oppressing me and you're all too blind to see it". I don't understand how you can accuse ME of being repetitive with a straight face. Literally ALL YOU TALK ABOUT is how much you hate women. Someone can ask for suggestions on grilling a burger, and you'd run in, frothing at the mouth and screaming "YOUR BARBECUE ISN'T GOING PERFECTLY? IT'S BECAUSE OF FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKINNNNGGGG WOMEN".

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LordLavaLamp -1 points ago +1 / -2

because women are like that, taking advantage of broken people for profit or the pleasure of inflicting pain.

And into the trash it goes.

Do niggers and/or jews next.

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LordLavaLamp -7 points ago +2 / -9

https://archive.is/TIolj

https://twitter.com/NationalFile/status/1436466927703138308

Here's the actual link, you bloody mongoloids. I'd expect this sort of "hurr durr wymyn bad" shit from the impossible douche.

It's not "female doctors", it's some PR talking heads and marketing bozos trying to argue about how they can best sell "coof scary, gibs money and political power".

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