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LordLavaLamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Normally, I'd trot out my "don't persecute nor prosecute people for thought crime" spiel, but for fucks sake I'm not convinced he hasn't ALREADY molested a child.

Hans, get the flammenwerfer.

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LordLavaLamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm. Evil and unthinking...

Tell me more, Mr. "women are literally hitler-stalin-satan and are responsible for every evil under the sun". Surely you have an unbiased, nuanced opinion on this.

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LordLavaLamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a pox-family virus, fellas. Like chickenpox or smallpox.

Those have airborne transmission (chickenpox especially is super virulent), and there's evidence emerging that monkeypox might also be airborne.

It's entirely possible that this is just that, household airborne spread like you'd see with chickenpox or even a common cold (because SOMEONE in the house can't stop fucking dudes with open sores, but that's another point entirely).

Put the pitchforks down for a bit; you arms'll get tired stabbing at every shadow on the ground. Wait 'til there's actual evidence of abuse.

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LordLavaLamp 20 points ago +20 / -0

He had previously groped girls in school and tried to assault adult women in the street, this led to Sweden moving him to a different school.

"What'll we do, Patrick? There's a serial rapist running around!"

"I know. What if we take the serial rapist and push him somewhere else!"

Yeah, fuck off with that, guys. The only place to put this guy is in the ground. This whole bullshit of "oh, he's just misunderstood" or "oh, it's just his culture" or "oh, he had a bad childhood" misses the point that this person is now, currently a real and present danger to the community.

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LordLavaLamp 21 points ago +21 / -0

Put the black pill pez dispenser down for a bit, AoV.

I think we can say that most people "deserve" to be loved by someone. "Deserve" doesn't mean it's a "right" you should be guaranteed, it's a declaration of an ideal.

"Good people deserve good things" doesn't mean you have a right to receive these things, it means the ideal outcome would be this statement.

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LordLavaLamp 37 points ago +37 / -0

Not defending captain "da womenz are literally hitler-satan", but there are a not insignificant population of women out there that really will do this shit.

It's not something to generalize ALL women with, any more then you'd generalize all men with some negative behavior, but you also shouldn't ignore the fact that this is a real behavior that exists out in the wild.

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LordLavaLamp 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, don't eat the person. Human meat can carry all sorts of wacky issues, like sudden vomiting if you leave enough blood in the meat, and prion disorders if you consume nerve tissue.

Feed them to your pigs, then eat the pigs.

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LordLavaLamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

To quote an old favorite:

"God created men and women, but Samuel Colt made them equal".

If you feel unsafe, buy a damn gun and learn to shoot it. Tyrone and the boys might be enthused about the idea of fresh meat at first, but everyone's a baller until your prospective lamb turns out to have tiger claws.

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LordLavaLamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, no, think about it. This is brilliant reverse psychology; they can use this to try to prod some raging TDS nutjob into leaking the list.

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LordLavaLamp 19 points ago +19 / -0

At that point, I'd find another table.

The DM and the player both sound like massive tools.

"Oh, I'm going to larp as a deaf person because that's so quirky and representative teehee"

"Hey Lashondaqwenta, the party pooled together to spring you a regeneration to fix your hearing!"

"Fuck you and your ableist bullshit, DM back me up!"

"Yup yup, no effect"

Yeah, no. The only time I've ever ruled on stuff like that as a DM is when someone finds a clever application of some real-world thing (like a wizard doing funny physics, or an alchemist doing funny chemistry), or when someone has found a way to blow a hole in my plot because I forgot to account for the munchkins in the group, and even then I'd let the players choose between me fudging the results a bit and just saying "fuck it, you've killed the evil dragon rapeandmurdernax using a clever application of space lube and a ballista bolt, here's his horde, help yourselves, it's improv night after this."

All other times, it's rules as written.

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LordLavaLamp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it really surprising to see tranny globohomo in MS products in this day and age?

I just rip out most of the OS whenever I have to do an install, including this shit.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, we in America blame the stupidity on Americans too.

Damn continent-wide country, we get all the retardation of the old world cross-territorial squabbling with none of the benefits.

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LordLavaLamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh. Futuristic-medieval fantasy adventure.

Adding the word "science" sort of implies there would be SOME sense of discovery and some realism to the setting.

Which are not things you could ever accuse Star Wars of having.

Adding spaceships and robots in space doesn't make something scientific. It's just reskinned skyships and golems on the ocean.

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LordLavaLamp 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know, I have no sympathy for troons and no sympathy for thugs, but something jumps out at me:

According to testimony, Etute first connected with Smith in April 2021 on the dating app Tinder, with Smith posing as a woman going by the name "Angie Renee." Along with teammate Da'Shawn Elder, Etute went to Smith's Blacksburg apartment on April 10 under the assumption that he was meeting a woman. Elder testified that he was disturbed by the circumstances of the meeting, in which Smith hid his face and kept his apartment nearly pitch dark. Both players initially left, but Etute returned to the apartment, and testified that he received oral sex and a $50 gift from Smith.

Why in the flying fuck would you go back? And how do you not find something suspicious about a "woman" giving YOU money for sex? What, for the privilege of your glorious god-emperor cock?

Also;

Etute testified that he stomped on Smith's face as he departed the apartment, leaving a bloody shoe print on Smith's cheek in the process. Security camera footage in the apartment showed all three players leaving quickly, with Etute having spent only three minutes inside Smith's apartment. Etute testified that Smith was still breathing when he left, and the state's forensic detective testified the entire attack likely took only a few seconds.

Look, not defending the troon rapist in the slightest, but, uh, that's murder, my nigga. You stomped on his face. You didn't punch him and he fell over, hitting his head, you took a second to stomp him while he was down.

This thug should be behind bars. Or, I guess, should ALSO be behind bars, since I'm sure someone will somehow read that as me standing up for the troon.

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Define "in groups". You seem keen to set boundary conditions where men are all perfectly sociable and level-headed, while women are all histrionic ninnies.

Yes, if you compare a quiet business meeting between amicable business partners and a girl's night out bender, the chaps seem like the calm, collected sort. As we all know, those are the only broad types of groups men and women collect in. There are no super-majority-male gangs, sports teams, sports team fans, stag parties, and the like where men act like total histrionic tits. No sirree, never happens. Lads are chads all day, every day, in all company, right?

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LordLavaLamp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do (((noticing))) next, this bits' getting kind of old.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

So...nuclear holocaust it is.

Look, I'd honestly rather nuke large swathes of the surface of the globe then have kids, so if you're gonna push me into an either/or, I'll do my part, but not everyone will like it.

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LordLavaLamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some people take issue with the idea that their parents decided to inflict a cosmetic surgical removal of healthy tissue from their genitals shortly after their birth.

Crazy, I know, that people might object to irreversible surgeries performed on them without their understanding or consent.

I can even empathize with the ones who chose to do it in adulthood, since the pro-circumcision lobby is strong on the cultural front, and no one wants to say "well, if you chop off a chunk of nerve-rich tissue, your penis will become inherently much less sensitive. What did you think, you evolved that thing by accident?"

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally point me to a localizer you think is worth giving money to.

Oxymoron. No localizer is worth anything, not even the bullet it takes to remove that trash from existence.

Translate, don't localize. I will not only die on this hill, I will dig a fucking trench line and set up mortars and machine guns atop it.

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LordLavaLamp 19 points ago +19 / -0

He recently said, “This is frightening, what is about to play out on the stage of the Supreme Court.” An overturned law would arguably make the kind of mass violence that happened on Tuesday even more likely.

Fuck you, you smarmy-mouthed git.

Gun violence will NOT appreciably increase, because the criminals who commit gun violence ALREADY HAVE illegal guns.

All overturning this retarded restriction would do is enable people to arm themselves and keep themselves and the people around them safe.

If anything, crimes like robbery and rape would go DOWN, since the criminals would now have to consider the possibility of their intended victim being able to 2A their stupid asses.

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LordLavaLamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, but only if you trial run the punishment and give us a personal statement afterwards with regards to the efficacy.

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

On today's episode of retard takes, we present:

Don't want a baby? Literally satan. QED.

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