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JustHereForTheSalmon 16 points ago +16 / -0

The one on the right also seems to have more knees than I have.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 17 points ago +17 / -0

In the 90's, Homer's weight of 239 was considered comically obese.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 17 points ago +17 / -0

> Doesn't count federal taxes

> Doesn't disclose medians

> Doesn't talk about federal tax deductions for state taxes

This is not a serious article.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Modern monarchies don't even run their kingdoms anymore and all the power is in their parliamentary systems. What's even the point?

I'd rather have a statue honoring the kings of old, that costs maybe a few hundred grand to put up and a hundred bucks a year to spray down from bird shit, than corrupt as fuck leeches that live in the lap of luxury on the backs of actually productive people.

The love in this community specifically, GGers who are into meritocracy not literally whos, for a people who are known for nothing other than who their parents were is genuinely confusing to me.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +3 / -1

I agree with her destination but her path there through "imperialism" when the British empire has never been smaller is pretty devoid of actual critical thinking.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think people in other states need to fully grasp how voting happens in Florida. First thing is a photo ID. They take pains to make sure you get the correct ballot for your assigned district and party. You're signing off on codes all the way to the privacy booth. When it's all over, you're even the one feeding it right through the tabulator, which dumps out into the paper bin the machine sits on top of.

Perfect? Nothing is, but ever since the 2000 election embarrassment, the entire process was been tooled to be treated as the serious business it is.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 19 points ago +19 / -0

Abolish corporate personhood and you'll see all our problems melt away.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Newspaper says record harvests, comrade.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 15 points ago +15 / -0

How dare you.

Some things are just sacred.

Hulk Hogan is a national treasure.

by folx
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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice of the UN to record their own activity.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not completely related to the change, but...

I find this "game" that's just a humping ground for celebrities and intellectual property to be absolutely pathetic corporate horseshit. I don't know what was the first thing to normalize this but it's just headache inducing. Maybe is was Who Framed Roger Rabbit but they did it with at least a little goddamn restraint.

/end_fuddy_duddy_no_fun_allowed

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +11 / -2

Long tradition of Cruz doing things that sound great but won't actually pass a vote or, if it does, fix literally anything.

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JustHereForTheSalmon -2 points ago +3 / -5

The literal welfare queen of a nation doesn't contribute anything to society. Surprise!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

In engineering, they say the trick is not building a bridge that stays up, but one that barely avoids collapsing.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best part is that any state with balls will subpoena location data for women suspected of abortion tourism, and they wouldn't have to reveal the purpose of the investigation. Apple will not shield them and just hand it over.

So, sure, become the tech choice for sluts nationwide, please.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some literally who actors just try to secure a future payday cameo in some woke garbage series.

"LOL you racists are DESTROYED!"

You assume I care about your opinions.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why are they so upset when she helped her country turn decidedly more, ah, child sex rape ring -y?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does he broadcast on YouTube?

Friendly reminder that YouTube holds the streamer responsible for any hate speech the viewers post, so, you know, let nature take it's course.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm glad she's wearing a mask to protect her from catching covid from the crowd of invisible people around her, presumably the same ones she's going to use that stethoscope on.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +11 / -1

Guarantee 100% they like things shoved up their asshole.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +9 / -0

We already tried the free speech route and it wound up with satanist faggots teaching children to dance on stripper poles, pedophiles swinging their dicks in little girls' faces, and teachers running classrooms like Lenin was still watching and trying to make him proud.

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