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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude that is crying for a remake. We could tell them it's ironic, and there's a chance SJWs would lap it up.

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DennJW 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not because it's relevant - it's because they figure the devs of anything so cutesy are vulnerable. They're basically making a full-tooth bee-line for the anus of the gazelle that sniffs the flowers and doesn't run fast.

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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I agree with you on part of that. I don't know why anyone is shitting on CDPR for doing the right thing. Shit on Beth though - nasty ho sold out anyways.

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DennJW 14 points ago +14 / -0

Colonialism Simulator sounds like a bombass game, actually.

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DennJW 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dunno about that, but it is boring as shit. I think I played it on 3 days. It's a chore-simulator. I already have chores. Miss me, smalls, miss me.

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DennJW 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, I don't think BoTW has ever had a game-breaking bug. Or even anything that seriously impacts the playability of the game. And that thing was pretty massive.

If Zelda can do it, it can be done. We just have to assblast any company that treats its developers -and customers- so poorly.

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DennJW 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was pretty shocked, as well. Because his family has been super-protective of his legacy. The only thing I can think of, is that they must also be getting quite older themselves, and his legacy is probably now handled more by his family's lawyers than his family.

Still.... When it comes out, there will be reviews. If our fears were unfounded, then well and good. But, to be honest, I already thought the "Shadow of Mordor" games were pretty sacrilegious. So, I don't have high hopes.

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DennJW 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck is brunch?

Is there a certain number of dicks I have to suck to find out? Am I missing something?

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DennJW 21 points ago +21 / -0

The only thing I've heard about it is that it will have nudity. So, it won't be LoTR. It won't have anything to do with Tolkein. It will be garbage. Save yourself from it by not having anything to do with it.

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DennJW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come onnnn guys. We all know these people have to go for the long drop, or none of us is safe.

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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

::whispers in Bill Wurtz:: they never got (open)BSD

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DennJW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Women aren't very good at sports, it doesn't really matter to them, and no one is fundamentally engaged by the specter of a bunch of sad, female-hatred-obsessed dykes, running around pretending to be men.

We could just watch actual men act like men.

Not that any sports aren't boring. I'd watch basketball in person, but I don't know why anyone watches it on TV.

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DennJW 15 points ago +15 / -0

I had to check the story to be sure this wasn't a south park joke.

TOO FUNNY

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DennJW 8 points ago +8 / -0

Save Chile!

Hopefully after you finally kick the communist's asses into the fucking deep blue sea, your country comes out fresh and clean.

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DennJW 5 points ago +5 / -0

::sigh:: I know TD says "absolutely no fundraising", but can we talk about that on KIA2? Has there been a replacement for the gofundme?

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DennJW 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Tonight, you’ll be hearing symphonies by Brahms and Edmond Dédé,” we’re linguistically treating the former as being on a different plane than the latter

Which is simply accurate. Brahms remains one of the greatest composers ever. This isn't outdated. He is still. I'm sure Edmond Dede accomplished some great and moving things, but he is not on par with Brahms. Virtually no one has been.

But here's the kicker: Even if someone one day writes comparably to Brahms, no one but Brahms will ever have done so without drawing on the achievements of Brahms. They will have to acknowledge him.

His name should be remembered forever. Deal with it!

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DennJW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still just hamming away at No Man's Sky. I feel like gaming died. Everything has been bought by M$ and EA, and then ruined. Blizzard is trash now. Everything else belongs to tencent. Everything is run by tranny karens.

I don't think I'm a gamer anymore. I doubt I ever will be again. It's getting harder and harder to remember where my time goes. I never seem to enjoy it anymore.

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DennJW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, Logan Paul looks like Roid-Ellen, so it's not surprising.

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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no species on earth that should ever turn out like that thing did. It's time for the circle of life to make some grass, again.

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DennJW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plenty of conservatives attack eachother in road rage, over insults, women, etc. And we get arrested, just like everyone else.

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DennJW 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually watched this entire thing. He roasted that bitch like a fuckin churduckin. With class.

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DennJW 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dehumanize smugglers. Then sentence them appropriately. I see no problems here.

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DennJW 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actively avoid any job listing that mentions trannies, blacks, or women. If it mentions "diversity" and "inclusion" as buzzwords, that's fine.

But why would I apply somewhere that I've specifically been asked not to apply to?

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