George Washington could have been king.
To be absolutely fair, jumping directly into a fire will kill you just as soon as warm you up. But at this point, we should be getting as close to the fire as safely possible.
Oh man, I loved making a map in Sim City and then driving around it in Streets of Sim City.
They told me I could become anything.
So I became Chinese Bootleg Caddicarus.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
I caught it just last week and it knocked me down for said week. But it was just being sick for a bit, and I've already bounced back. It's ridiculous the way people treat it like the plague.
I've reached the point where I actively hate remakes, especially of things I love.
YMS's review of the "live action" Lion King is hilarious, pointing out how lifeless it is compared to the original.
So instead of arresting LeBron James. You get to lynch him instead.
Read that in Critical Drinker's voice.
No Samus, no Ms. Pac-man, no Dixie Kong, no many, MANY RPG protagonists and party members.
But it all makes sense once you realize that they never really cared about games.
As a Christian, when did religion become cool?
Vote Blue no matter who still isn't a good slogan if you switch it to Red. Just sayin'.
Makes me think of when I was a kid. Me and my friends would always claim character that we "were" and if someone else got dibs on the main character, sucks to be you.
All five of them.
We all knew there was demonic influence on the left.
Colored people of color.
Just sharing an inane conversation showing how watered down the definition of racism has become.
The rare case where the right-wing meme is full of words and still superior to the abridged lefty take.
Infanticide is not, and never was a right.
It's always the first whatever ever with these idiots. I love it.
I like the way Metroid Dread did it. 90% of the game is traditionally controlled, but if you land a melee counter on very tight windows of boss fights, you're treated to a cutscene of Samus being awesome while you still have control of shooting at the boss. It's functionally the same thing as the boss lying stunned while you whale on it, but it's more dynamic and visually interesting.