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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +6 / -1

Social media is worse than bleeding ass cancer.

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Cup-a-Fart 2 points ago +2 / -0

DDG has never been a good search engine for anything even slightly obscure. I’ve tried it a couple different times but never lasted more than a day. Fuck DDG.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

This makes me so happy. So fucking tired of having to wear a mask on planes and trains.

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Cup-a-Fart 8 points ago +8 / -0

So fragile. Be careful out there, attention seeking degenerates.

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Cup-a-Fart 1 point ago +1 / -0

That number would decrease rapidly if they shot a couple as they approached the border.

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Cup-a-Fart 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn’t until I learned how to do it from my dad, that slamming my dick in the bathroom door may look like fun on paper, but that’s not how a real man tugs at his pants.

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Cup-a-Fart 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should never have been allowed into the church.

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Cup-a-Fart 3 points ago +3 / -0

The skeet shooting one was a favorite of mine at the time. We all knew they were no match for the home consoles or arcade, but they were the best thing going for gaming on the go at their point in time. Then the Game Boy came along and changed the game.
It’s been a fun ride growing up with gaming from the late 70’s to today.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

I looked at the tweet,
Looked at the date.
Reread the tweet,
Reread the date.
Looked at the tweet,
Looked at the date.
What?

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Cup-a-Fart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Part and parcel of life in the big city.

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Cup-a-Fart 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looking at the thumbnail I thought the guy from that movie Mask had gotten into trouble

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Cup-a-Fart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I identify as someone in need of $1337 a month from the government.

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