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Careless_Ejaculator 23 points ago +24 / -1

is it possible to be modern and fertile? So far, the answer appears to be ‘no’.

This is so good.

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Careless_Ejaculator 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanksgiving is canceled. My smart BBQ is refusing to cook until I do a firmware update. Oh the firmware update is stuck, I guess I need to call the manufacturer. The manufacturer is out of business.

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Careless_Ejaculator 9 points ago +9 / -0

My friend gifted that game to me on steam (this was before I was redpilled.) I played like 20 minutes and it was just garbage. I later deleted it from my steam collection after finding out it was made by wokeydokes.

Hilarious they're finding supposed nazi dogwhistles in their own turds.

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Careless_Ejaculator 16 points ago +16 / -0

I notice he's staying away from third world shitholes where they solve problems the old fashioned way.

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Careless_Ejaculator 10 points ago +10 / -0

Welcome, rabbi. This way to the holocoaster. If you'd like to stop at the masturbation machine on the way there, just say so.

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Careless_Ejaculator 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did they come to Canada to get away from the brown hordes? Because I've got bad news for them.

Now they've got to contend with brown hordes in a frozen shithole rather than a tropical one.

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Careless_Ejaculator 14 points ago +14 / -0

He will be haunted not only by phantom pain, but a phantom digit.

In addition, body modifiers kill themselves without fail. They imagine themselves happy with a modified body, and discover they aren't. So they do it again. Repeat until ACK!

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Careless_Ejaculator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Time to start making examples of city council members.

As many examples as are necessary.

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Careless_Ejaculator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh, gotcha.

Thanks! I'll look into it.

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Careless_Ejaculator 49 points ago +49 / -0

Nintendo's youtube channel is nothing but black families playing games in their living room.

DEI is very simple, it just means no whites.

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Careless_Ejaculator 3 points ago +3 / -0

The one where he eats cars? I haven't kept up too closely.

Do you know if they ever made New Horizons as good as New Leaf?

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Careless_Ejaculator 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think I last bought a videogame in 2017. Normally I'd buy 4 full-price console games per year before that.

I'm not paying for ugly politics!

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Careless_Ejaculator 14 points ago +14 / -0

Protesting is allowed so long as it's completely ineffective.

If it's effective (trucker protest), foriegn goons will be brought in to crack skulls.

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Careless_Ejaculator 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you go to a doctor in Canada about depression, they'll ask if you've heard of MAID. If you get angry, they'll say they were just testing the waters to get a better idea of your intentions.

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Careless_Ejaculator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is he wrong?

Unless something is done about zog hedge funds and NGOs, and then islam, he's not wrong.

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Careless_Ejaculator -6 points ago +9 / -15

Most of the rules seem reasonable, and it took about 60 seconds to read them. The ones I disagree with, I get where they're coming from.

Is there something about the number 16 you don't like?

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Careless_Ejaculator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm still using cucked firefox just out of habit. I also have an old install of brave I have to use once in a while when websites don't tolerate firefox.

I'm really not tech savvy or "interested" enough to source, validate, and configure something more obscure.

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Careless_Ejaculator 7 points ago +10 / -3

“I’m a little afraid of dying, because it’s the ultimate unknown,” she said. “We don’t really know what’s next—or is there nothing? That’s the scary part.”

Lady, I've got bad news. People who kill themselves boil in excrement for all time.

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Careless_Ejaculator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now we just need to create bad press for reddit by sharing their abortion fetish subreddit with advertisers.

Eventually they'll try to purify the site completely and it will go the way of tumblr.

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