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BetterNameUnfound 12 points ago +12 / -0

I recently learned that Japan still imports at least 80% of its food, possibly as high as 90%.

There just isn't enough arable land on those mountainous islands.

It's also why they'll never try to go to war again, constitution or not. Cut off the food. Done.

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BetterNameUnfound 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's very odd.

The Gong Show paid its winners $516.32, which was NOT a random number--that was the SAG-mandated minimum salary for a day's work.

That was in the 1970s.

He got paid less than that for Home Alone?

The minimum today is $1,246 per day for a basic theatrical role, if anyone's wondering.

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BetterNameUnfound 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have immense sympathy for Culkin.

That's coming from someone who considers his final movie, Richie Rich, a big guilty pleasure. That movie gets genuinely GOOD in places, with a couple of badass moments.

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BetterNameUnfound 15 points ago +15 / -0

They were bringing weapons to harm civilians, namely drugs and their own sperm, into our country.

Invading army.

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BetterNameUnfound 30 points ago +30 / -0

On one hand, this is definitely cause for rejoicing.

On the other hand, there's a chance he'll be replaced by someone even worse.

Keep your eyes peeled!

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BetterNameUnfound 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably a good idea.

I'll get downvoted for it, but with how long I've been here, you'd think I'd remember that downvotes don't actually make your karma score any lower. They just make your comment drop lower in the thread tree.

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BetterNameUnfound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Perhaps, but I must once again emphasize:

This is the ONE and ONLY win on this whole damn site that raises a fuss about screenshots and archives.

The other wins know other people are smart enough to look this stuff up themselves.

And none of that whining about screenshots and archives prevented Donald Trump from getting re-elected.

Maybe calm down.

"What I learned on my own I still remember." Nassim Taleb

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BetterNameUnfound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Miles Morales is Miles Morales.

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BetterNameUnfound 9 points ago +9 / -0

a fucking screenshot

".jpg posters are subhuman"

Okay, bozo, YOU tell me how to share multi-tweet stories in one topic for full context.

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BetterNameUnfound 18 points ago +18 / -0

"A few pervs exist. Therefore, let infinity foreigners into your country forever."

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BetterNameUnfound 8 points ago +8 / -0

The downfall of society begins with the individual.

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BetterNameUnfound 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, watch him in Forbidden Planet. It's weird to see him not be funny, yet still nail it.

But by some miracle, Nielsen proved even better at comedy than he was at drama.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is in the movie, but the reason for it is a big spoiler.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is probably why, in the movie Look Who's Back (Er ist wieder da), Hitler finds himself identifying more with the feckless Greens than any other current party...at first.

That movie was WAY better than I expected. I'm serious, it's worth a watch if you can find it.

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BetterNameUnfound 17 points ago +17 / -0

Donald Trump forced them to accelerate their plans, and that made the general public notice.

The failed assassination attempt only made them panic further.

One day, every doomer on KIA2 will see I was right to be optimistic.

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BetterNameUnfound 22 points ago +22 / -0

There was a user named u/One-Four-Zero, who has since closed his account, that had the one and only solution to this.

Blowhard US 'presidents' have threatened warfare over cyber-'hacking' since Jimmeh Carter. It's time for one to walk the talk. The Indian sub-continent has lost its 'civilization' pass.

Tell Apu-Stan they have one week to shut down the scam-centers: If it doesn't happen, destroy their internet capability in the most visible, kinetic fashion.

The week after that, do the same to their telecoms: The week after that, lights out, country-wide.

Welcome to 1840, Patel.

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BetterNameUnfound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Making sure games can run on lesser hardware used to be called "optimizing."

Isn't that what we want?

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BetterNameUnfound 15 points ago +15 / -0

You would.

You also brag about your circumcision--the only person in this entire site I've ever seen do that.

How DO you circumcise a dragon, anyway? And why would you want to?

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BetterNameUnfound 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like the incel that's done the same thing here over the past year-plus.

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BetterNameUnfound 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was after the Minneapolis shooting today.

Perun threw him out.

He's already back, of course.

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