They literally put him in a Spider-Hoodie
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Are they going to pretend the Black Identity™ wasn't always some manufactured shit pushed in order to sell overpriced sportswear? Miles always was the Spider-man for black people, the character has never had any integrity or artistic value.
Also, check out Miles Morales Thor if you want a laugh
Peter Parker has always been Spider-Man for me. I’ve said since the beginning they should’ve given him a different name but they wanted a black Spider-Man. Problem is that people will always see him as a counterfeit Spider-Man
They hated that Spiderman was the "friendly neighborhood hero."
So they took the least friendly most fucked up neighborhood class they could find and jammed that into the suit.
If there was a character that fought against rapes they'll make him pakistani next.
Miles isn't even pure black, but a black-Hispanic mutt mix for Marvel to hedge their bets with the Latinx™ market.
Which is hilarious, because Jose don't take no shit from Tyrone.
Isn't he also gay? Or did they drop that idea?
Why’s it got Loki’s name on it? Miles Thorales got his property tagged by his greatest enemy? That doesn’t make him look good.
I'm surprised they didn't include a pack of Skittles to complete the Spider-Trayvon look.
Don't forget the Arizona iced tea.
He needs a fro too.
lmao they cut off the top of his mask so you can be sure he's still black
Being a white superhero is about being a superhero. Being a black superhero is about making certain viewers know you're black.
It's like a bear riding a bicycle. The entertainment factor is that you didn't think they could do that.
The Deadpool 2 movie with the black chick with the fro, in order to make sure everyone knew the stunt double was black, they had her do a stunt without a helmet, a stunt she wasn't trained for and got pushed into doing, and this resulted in her killing herself, because no helmet, that afro had to shine.
That's how badly they want you to know a black is in there, they'll kill em if they have to.
No surprise (((who))) started comics in the first place.
Capeshit was always jewish and gay.
I'm sure no one will be able to recognize him by that faggy hairstyle.
What's ironic is that nobody liked the "game original" White Spider outfit for Peter either in the first game. It was one of the reasons why the movie suits were so highly requested even before release and the plethora of alternate skins were made available.
But this is way more egregious, as everything else is with Miles and this sequel.
Insomniac made one good-ish game here, and immediately sold it out for every bit they could. Including literally going back and retconning Peter Parker in said good-ish game to make him "totally not" Tom Holland.
Spider-Jog,
Spider-Jog,
Does whatever a jog does,
Steals a lamp, and starts a fight,
Then gets as high as a kite,
Watch out!
Here comes the Spider-jog.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
whats the problem? seems they can relate to sneakers to most.
no one likes this faggoty ass spiderman. maybe if they made him be like blade or spawn.. maybe it would be kinda cool.
you'd need a character that murders people over missing drug money. then you couldn't keep whatever shoes he liked to wear on the shelf.
All the artistic inspiration in the world and they still made that ugly suit. Cover the hair idiots.
Jogger shit.
He looks like Playstation Sackboy with mini-dreads wearing a Spider-Man onesie for bed.