Ayoo shiieee whypipo ain't season dem foods, u mad white boyy??
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Keep in mind that in Mali they where literally eating people at the time
And very active in the slave trade
I too would use tons of spices if I have to eat shitskins, can you imagine the smell?
This is fairly hilarious.
When Australian settlers were making inroads into the Victorian goldfields, there were local Aboriginal tribes that used to hunt and eat travelers on the long, shitty dirt roads.
They, however, much preferred to kill and eat the Chinese immigrant miners, because Europeans men reportedly, tasted too much of the tobacco and salt beef they consumed.
https://www.larryhannigan.com.au/australia/02e-aboriginal-cannibalism-infanticide/
Wypeepo don season dey peepo
So is this character strictly a means to lecture a white society? Does he get any pushback?
The entire game is just a humiliation ritual for whites.
And no, you can't kill him.
Yes. Deployed by a shapeshifter as part of his anti-woke grift. You expect to get woke lectures in obviously woke games. The propaganda is much more effective in games that have positioned themselves as based.
You can have him executed as part of a quest by falsely accusing him of a crime but the game treats that as an extremely bad move.
Are you sure it's even possible to get that outcome? I've read conflicting things on that one.
No, I haven’t seen it confirmed. So if true then he’s completely invincible, even better.
So he's basically like the jew questgiver, unkillable and unantagoniziable
I'm surprised they didnt use an Arab to generate anti Muslim hate. This nigga is a bit too on the nose.
We don’t need to cover everything in spices because our food doesn’t taste disgusting.
Have you ever tried roasted albino? Be more open-minded.
I once tried food from a black restaurant because I was curious. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and mac and cheese. Everything was over salted, like holy shit. Only thing saltier I ever tasted when I bought a pie and whoever baked it obviously used cups of salt instead of sugar. To this day I'm not sure if that's how they really eat or if they did it to spite me because I was white, but goddamn.
It's probably not you, they don't have modern dietary disciplines despite being genetically prone to gout, diabetes and heart diseases, imagine giving a stone age race unlimited supply of nearly free salt, fat and carbs
Salt is literally the cheapest flavoring agent. It is the one seasoning it costs almost nothing to add.
It is the acquired taste of utter poverty that has become a cultural point of pride.
Not just you. Chinese Historian did a video about it and how awful the food is from those... organisms.
do you have a link?
Yep, here is the video: https://youtu.be/OXppFDj02_k
It's not too long, but it's a follow-up from some of the topics he talked about in this video, mostly an addendum to this section: https://youtu.be/4EHK1bfjMKw?t=899
Yeah we season before/as we cook instead of dumping shit on afterwards. But retards who don't understand per capita can't be expected to understand that concept.
On Bizarre Foods I watched modern Africans suck blood out of cowhide and eat menstruation blood. Tell me more about their wonderful seasoned cuisine
https://youtu.be/gJz2Tgt3jvs
The fucking fake awe at her covering an egg with sand. The pandering is embarrassing
Holy shit how are those comments on the official Animal Planet channel LMAO!
My dad was a cop in South Africa in the 80’s. They would get sent into the shanty towns and squatter camps and he’d literally find dogs, cats and once even an African baby boiling in a big pot. He still has nightmares about it.
When I was 6 our maid ate my turtle (wish to god I was kidding 😑🤦🏼)
They are sub human, barbaric savages. I know the dindus in the US are bad, but you guys can’t even begin to comprehend what actual sub Saharan Africa is like. Watching a clip on your phone or computer doesn’t come close.
Your poor dad. I think I would break completely if I saw a baby boiled.
I worked at a hospital here in Oz. I've been involved in two infanticide investigations. It kind of fucked me up, and I didn't even see the bodies.
The cops don't even write reports. No one knows what to do with the information. It won't ever see a day in court or a line in the newspaper.
You just have no idea as to how fucking worthless their "native culture" is. Australian Aboriginals literally killed and ate more than 1/3 of their babies before European contact. They haven't changed very much.
Working with the natives every working day for ten years has utterly changed my view on so many things.
https://www.larryhannigan.com.au/australia/02e-aboriginal-cannibalism-infanticide/
I'm so sorry, that is tragic. God bless you.
I suppose that’s why progressivism is so often classified as a luxury belief. When people are exposed to the uncensored reality, those pretty little lies disintegrate in a hurry. That’s why support for immigration is always lowest in demographics who are forced to actually live among immigrants.
Makes you wonder if Niggers are even sentient (spoiler: they're not)
Most animals (that possess actual intelligence) don't eat their own kind, certainly not their own family
It's rather astonishing how many hypocrisies a person can hold in their mind.
Lefties and their string pullers decry colonialism by White people, based on our exploration of the known world, much of which was in pursuit of new and interesting spices, but yet they claim we don't season our food. It may be true that, relative to some peoples, we don't season our food as much as them. But, IQ studies and pattern recognition show that less intelligent people are more prone to over reactions and over indulgences, incapable of understanding or enacting subtleties in their lives. So, it makes sense that less intelligent peoples would over season their food, and think our food, by comparison tastes bland.
Actually this is leftist propaganda. Whites went into journeys to discover new land, to explore, to find hardships, meaning, adventure and much more. But to leftists/commies, everything is about finding resources and money, because they can't think of anything else.
Yeah but the idea of conquering the world to find "spices" is even more retarded. If I'm looking for things to conquer I'm thinking things like, wow, I like that land. I want it. I want that house. I want that car. I want that woman. Never wow, I want those spices.
You wouldnt get it, kike
Do you know why certain cultures heavily season their food?
It's to cover up the taste of rancidity, decay and putrification. Most of them never discovered a way to preserve fresh meat that spoils rapidly in warmer climates. Since protein was difficult to come by they learned how to make rotten meat more palatable by heavily seasoning it.
That tends to happen when your ingredients are rotten, fly infested literal garbage.
Ain't be no flies on dey food, cracka. Da ancshent kangz be invintin dish detergant to be cleanin and preservan dey food.
This shows a serious historical illiteracy for a game which claims to be 'authentically medieval'. Medieval foods in Europe were HEAVILY spiced (not necessarily 'spicy' in the modern meaning). In fact if you follow medieval recipes today they tend to be quite offputting to a modern European palette because they overladen the dishes with sweet, savoury, and spicy combinations that we're not used to. Venison or pork stuffed with raisins, cloves, garlic & mace, glazed with honey as an example.
If you want to read more about what our ancestors ate, read The Forme of Cury for some good English Medieval recipes (which were probably popular across Western Europe at that time).
I don't think I appreciated Chaucer enough when I was forced to study it back in school. This makes for extremely cosy and comedic reading now. You're right though, there's plenty of seasoning there and 'powdour douce' itself is apparently a spice mix of its own, like seasoning salt.
Wow. Their Mcdonalds probably still tasted good
Those are normal spices/combinations for today's holiday meals? The only thing missing is juniper berries (and you use nutmeg instead of mace)
the absolute default for anything gamey is juniper berries, cloves, nutmeg.
Well perhaps I've given a bad example there, but there's definitely some unusual flavour combinations going on at a medieval banquet, to a modern tongue at least.
Garlic, wild garlic, snake garlic, garlic mustard, dried mushrooms, juniper berries, horseradish, young hops, thymus, thyme, wild mustard, mint, dill, Saint Barbara's herb, rumex. hogweed (we slavs love our food to be both salty and sour), urtica, wild parsley, angelica, pimpinella, cuckoopint, pennycress... All those and many, many more were used in Slavic cuisine at that time. Yes, we didn't have all those 'fancy' spices, but thanks to that our food to this day has a 'different' taste than what you can find in restaurants in western countries (and I fkn love it).
Just because none of those are found in hot sauce doesn't mean those aren't spices -_-
I didn’t know they had Lawry’s back then.
Niggers eat mosquito burgers and dirt cookies lmao
I'm happy that I barely touch video games anymore.
Why do we have to put up with Jar Jar Binks in an authentic 15th century Bohemia experience?
The Portuguese and Dutch have entered the chat.
Wasn’t Mali conquered by France? lol
"Hm, your right. That gives me an idea..." - Europeans
This was probably true considering Mansa Musa was the wealthiest person in history and probably did buy those spices.
That character isn't Mansa Musa though
That's even worse.