Our bodies are battlegrounds, now more than ever, and gaining access to mine has always been a privilege to be earned.

I’m sure everyone is fighting to claim that vast resourceless desert.

A photo shows the author.

But...why?

I was even happier when three women they approached had similar answers to slightly different versions of the same question: “Would you have sex with a Trump voter?” The responses were, in order, “absolutely not,” “no!” and “[puking sound].”

They pushed that angle hard pre-election...and it didn't work! Very epic. Also...maybe the voting men knew the women were lying anyway.

...in the bed of (someone who turned out to be) a Donald Trump voter.

You sound like a stable, and well adjusted person. What would your dad say? ...sorry, low blow. Now, I'm sure you have some important slutting to get back to.

I had only myself to blame, because there had been signs.

Fit, attractive, and responsible?

I suppose somewhere in the back of my brain I told myself, I’d rather just not know.

Because of the all important aforementioned sluttery.

It was 2020, fall. Like everyone else in New York, I was a nervous wreck.

You don't have to spell it out, we already knew.

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.

Women. That is all.

You see, I have a history of terrible men.

Shoooooooooocker.

One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me.

Also...why won't men stand up for women anymore, right guys?! Where are the good ones?

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

...

He tended to complain a lot in the way that straight white men do more and more these days.

The only positive from this nonsense so far.

This sort of character vivisection is not at all on brand for me. I am and have always been a proud liberal. I treat my body as if it were a (fuel-efficient) car and wear my political beliefs like bumper stickers, to draw close people who are like me and ward off (and agitate) those who are not.

Shoooooooooocker.

As an adult, I became an emphatic supporter of cancel (or rather “consequence”) culture, axing people for all manner of misdeed, whether a simple political difference or a onetime gaffe that to me showed a rooted moral deficiency.

...

(One of my more joyous recent surprises has been seeing people I thought would be forever on my no-go list — Paris Hilton, Eminem — revealing themselves to have grown into inspiring, beneficent adults...

Perhaps the most retarded thing you've said so far, and that's a high fucking bar.

We're about half way through, and finally getting to the meat and potatoes...which is...nothing. It's just ThatHappened nonsense, way overdone. Just some 'men stupid and obnoxious children' spiel, and not even in a particularly believable telling. Not even really worth laughing at. What a stupid fucking article. But I had fun going through it, and it's interesting to hear what this type of shallow person's - who call others narcissistic - thought processes are like.

I told the story to anyone who would listen, waving it around as proof of my commitment to democracy and feminism and humanity. (Withholding his orgasm wasn’t purposeful, but it did give me a sadistic little thrill.)

Alright, last bit. She's still retarded. More news at eleven.

I am a fair-skinned, cis-femme, self-supporting New York Jewess, so unlike for many others, this man and his ideals posed little actual threat to me. (My Jewishness is something I can hide, though I don’t. I do the opposite, draping myself in a Mr. T level of Judaica-themed jewelry.)

I lied, the next bit was good too. More news at eleven, twelve...fuck it, to cover her retardation, the twenty-four hour news cycle is finally worth something. We'll need all those hours to cover this neurotic skank.

Instead, I’m hoping to come across a guy who gives me the feelings in my body Layaway Man once did, but the feelings in my heart and my brain that only a Kamala supporter could.

Alright, good luck on finding that unicorn.

Peace!

Jesus it's all red flags with this bitch:

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had

I have a history of terrible men. I have dated all manner of narcissist, idiot, douchebag and misogynist. (Occasionally I’d hit a grand slam and get all of the above in one person.)

As an adult, I became an emphatic supporter of cancel (or rather “consequence”) culture, axing people for all manner of misdeed, whether a simple political difference or a onetime gaffe that to me showed a rooted moral deficiency.

I am a fair-skinned, cis-femme, self-supporting New York Jewess

I live in relative safety, unlike people who are marginalized and targeted, like those in the transgender and Black communities

Our bodies are battlegrounds, now more than ever, and gaining access to mine has always been a privilege to be earned.

So, we've got a standard issue far-left COVIDiot with TDS, who just somehow always dates "bad men". Hey sweetheart, the common denominator in all those failed relationships is you. And she's jewish, because of course she would be. She did they guy a favor by leaving his life forever.

You share a country with this person.

Seems like a glaring oversight that could be easily fixed.

"I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved."

Sweetheart, he definitely wasn't following covid restrictions. You double played yourself.

Her "story": "I was proud of my body, as I fled...."

Reality: She took the walk of shame after gargling the dude's chowder, and WILL BE BACK for more.

The comments are utterly cooking her lol. Even the moderates are like... But you're a whore? So?

They supposedly stopped mid bang so he could show her a YouTube video? Lol yeah suuure

Yahoo loves publishing this made-up crap to further The Message.

You see, I have a history of terrible men. I have dated all manner of narcissist, idiot, douchebag and misogynist.

Skill issue

Every day had the same soundtrack: Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s voice telling me how many people had died the day before

Remember how they turned the guy who put COVID patients into retirement homes and killed thousands into a hero, because he said Orange Man Bad?

It's wild just how much even establishment-critical people forget. There's just so much.

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

I wish we could clone Trump 100 million types and assign each of these people their personal Trump to torment them.

Our pairing had always been incongruous — I had a more successful career

Translation: I'm such a loser that I'm dating down, even though I'm a wahman.

Instead, I’m hoping to come across a guy who gives me the feelings in my body Layaway Man once did, but the feelings in my heart and my brain that only a Kamala supporter could.

All this time she hasn 't encountered even one.

Wtf do you mean midway through? You got into politics mid meat slap????

I have a history of terrible men. I have dated all manner of narcissist, idiot, douchebag and misogynist. (Occasionally I’d hit a grand slam and get all of the above in one person.)

Honeybunch, it's not them, it's you.

Also the most shocking part of this story (if it even happened at all), is that it didn't end with a rape accusation.

Reads like a make-believe fantasy of a AWFUL toddler suffering from TDS. She probably feasts on a daily diet of these TDS confessions in some Reddit rat hole and decided to submit her 'story' to Buzzfeed.

I hate having to share my species with pakis

If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies. Otherwise, you may not ride. Those are the rules.

• Note: Does not include unborn babies.

$20 says she was getting her guts smashed in and the part after she finds out he is a Trump supporter is all fantasy. She knew it from the start and has been back since.