Every day had the same soundtrack: Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s voice telling me how many people had died the day before

Remember how they turned the guy who put COVID patients into retirement homes and killed thousands into a hero, because he said Orange Man Bad?

It's wild just how much even establishment-critical people forget. There's just so much.

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

I wish we could clone Trump 100 million types and assign each of these people their personal Trump to torment them.

Our pairing had always been incongruous — I had a more successful career

Translation: I'm such a loser that I'm dating down, even though I'm a wahman.

Instead, I’m hoping to come across a guy who gives me the feelings in my body Layaway Man once did, but the feelings in my heart and my brain that only a Kamala supporter could.

All this time she hasn 't encountered even one.