Wukong. The urinalists are really doing it.
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Two of those three cons I don't care about (all gameplay becomes repetitive after a while).
And it HAS diversity, the MC is a monkey who was born from a rock. That isn't a diverse enough character for them?
Clearly the answer is to make them a Black Monkey.....wait....
"The gameplay is repetitive, you just keep playing the same game throughout the whole game"
You can't even build a little voxel house in it! And Robux can't buy you anything! There's not even a Royale mode or MCU skins...what's up with that!?!?
Wait there's no dancing Thanos!? 0 outta 10.
The more you play, the more it feels like you already played it. - Screen Rant guest reviewer Yogi Berra probably.
It doesn't have walking segments nor an out of place DJ rhythm game segment. Literally unplayable
I've yet to see a single human in the game previews.
The repetitive thing is just the standard "I'm shit at it and can't get good can I play on baby mode."
that's an endorsement if I've ever seen one
Main reason I bought Kingdom Come was because they didn’t cave
I’d love to take over screen rant or a gaming site and impose a rule that anyone who doesn’t evaluate games/movies based on the actual game or movie will be fired. Reminds me of the Far Cry game that got dinged for not addressing some issue the critic wanted
Far Cry 5 not being a Trump supporter murder simulator, you mean?
That was the one. I thought they were mad that it didn’t “address white supremacy”.
Yep. Remember a lot of their complaints being that the cult being treated unfairly
I liked 4 where both revolutionary sides turned out to be monsters and it would've been better just to have finished dinner and gone the hell home.
You liked that crab rangoon, didn't you.
It was a good send off to his old friend. Now he can go wipe out both those lunatics
Such shameless ideological whores these 'journalists' are.
I'll have to wait on a few streamers to play it to know if it's TRULY good or not.
You play as a black guy what more do they want
I'm still going to wait until I see a few random regulars stream the game play. They've gotten wise to the fact that thumbing your nose at the DEI crowd is a selling point. So I'm not going to fall for virtue signalling from either side.
Trust but verify.
Every time I see this game all I can think of is Planet of the Apes
"lacking in inclusivity and diversity"
that is unquestionably a plus
did these niggerfaggots never play a dark souls game in their life?
Elden ring really spoiled these faggots rotten
imagine complaining about having plenty of bosses to fight
i honestly do not believe this review to be genuine, it is merely a Hitpiece comissioned by the (((lying press))) because mr chang refused to supply Blackrock with 7 million "consultation" bribe
also no niggers and the women in this game actually look like women, so its a double whammy of refreshing the usual poz
granted i did ran the game with the benchmark tool and even with my new rig the game can't run more than 60 something FPS with a 7900XTX and 7800X3D
its even worse if you disable Frame-generation which does make the textures appear more washed out
not very optimized but i'd take shitty optimization over niggers and fags any day of the week
2060 RTX, I got 50 fps on high settings, 85 with frame generation (which made the benchmark actually look like 30 fps). Maybe it's not perfect, but it's not THAT bad with optimization.
was that with 100% resolution scale? the default one gives you 75%
Nah, I think I defaulted to 66%, and lowered it to 50% for my final judgment. No motion blur, no frame generation, looked fine to me, but I'm no perfectionist; really stingy when it comes to what I'm willing to spend on something.
with a 2060RTX i'd probably upgrade at this point
unless you have an Intel board so you're pretty much fucked and have to buy a new motherboard (i.e a new computer)
though graphics aside, the gameplay looks solid which is what sold me to begin with (that and No Nigs, Fags or ugly dykes--which is why some journo rags are bashing the game because of the "poor performance")
though honestly if you're getting lower performance just lower the setting, it is really a non-issue at this point.
I mean is it not based on Journey to the west? The particular west in this case being central Asia possibly northern India?
Literally everyone in the game should be Asian by rights.
They got around that with assassins creed lawl.. msybe yasuke made it to china and met his homies there.
Well fortunately in this case the Devs are Chinese and hopefully will give less than a fuck what the stupid gwilaos in the western gaming press think.
Equally entertaining are the reviews for Dustborn, which releases the same day. The game is complete shit but it's essentially "DEI: The Game" with a strong "fuck conservatives" slant. The action in the game is literally fighting with words as you yell at people. The villains are white people following a bad president. Not kidding.
It's complete shit but they're trying to rate it as high as possible because DEI. The struggle is that it's so bad they can't justify any scores higher than around a 7. Reviews will say things like "succeeds as an artistic project" and "tells a compelling story" while also dropping subtle hints like "fails as a video game" and "deserves compassion".
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good lad
i guess im gettting wukong
I would hesitate to purchase literally any piece of software coming out of China.
outside of journalists crapping on this game, is it actually any good?
Its a soulslike. Once you've played one you basically know 80% of what all the rest are like.
yeah, but I've been around long enough that you can have two separate games in the same genre/style, and one's great, and the other sucks Dragonballs...
True, in this case it looks like flash was the big focus, which usually means at the expense of depth.
the biggest problem these days is story often comes at the expense of gameplay, when gameplay is the most important element of a game.
i'll give two game franchises that are completely opposite in this regard; legacy of kain and katamari damacy. They're older games, but they illustrate the point well. kain is a truly facinating story, but the gameplay, while not awful, fails to hold attention in all but the later entries in the series.
katamari damacy ont he other hand, has this absolutely batshit insane story that feels like it was inspired by the same mind-altering substances that inspired the graphics, but the gameplay loop is simple, inuitive, and enjoyable(with a few notable exceptions in specialized levels), encouraging the player to grind for hours to achieve higher and higher scores.
Well in this case its both a souls game (which rarely have a story upfront enough to consider) and fucking Journey to the West for the trillionth time (meaning it can't do anything new or unique).
But based on the extreme focus both the marketing and the reviews are giving to the "presentation" it almost certainly is bogged down by cutscenes and other story elements that slow the gameplay loop down, which is a thing many soulslikes fail to compensate for.
well, they could always go east...😏
I guess they are reviewing it using blizzard's diversity charts. Lawl.
Btw they removed the author's name from the review for "their safety" ("their" refers to the author of this piece of shit, Samar Abedian), because as you know, people saying "lmao that's fucking retarded" is like getting shot at. https://files.catbox.moe/zheukk.png
How is there no diversity? The player is gay and plays as a monkey
Denuvoshit. LetThemFight.jpg
Replace it with "lacks jesus" and that's how it reads to anyone normal.
So they want they want a nigger playing a monkey?