Ubisoft's latest abomination: Prince of Persia
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The Woke Left: "Muh Black People".
Seriously, you know things are bad when a series about Persians isn't non-White enough for the Wokesheviks. They have a complusion to insert their Negrophilia fetish into every show, movie, comic, and game that they make.
We wuz Persian n shiet
We wuz Sultaaaaaangz n sheeit.
I played this as a kid on the computer and loved it. Isnt Persia modern day Iraq and Iran? That guy looks black
Hmm. I see a problem here. Looks like a guy. We need to androgyny that character up. EVERYTHING SHOULD REPRESENT THE WORLD OF TODAY!! AND BY “TODAY” I MEAN BERKLEY CAMPUS!!
Exactly. I always laugh when I hear that. “How the world looks today” means how my super lefty East or West coast neighborhood looks
Best part was when you had to defeat the clone of yourself. He copied your every move. The only way to win was to put your sword away and not fight him at all.
I would recommend a replay of warrior within to this personally, might have less ebonics also.
No wonder he looks pissed, he lost the only thing that was hiding that atrocious hairdo
Why do they always have the worst hair?!
I think it's because the worship ugliness in all its forms.
$20 says he's gay this time.
The haircut makes him look like the biggest faggot.
Not to mention that bandolier.
This is the male version of a chick wearing basically a bikini top while fighting. Which would look ridiculous. Not that someone wouldn't do it.
Not in the XXI century but a bandolier might be appropriate for the those times. He-Man was wearing too a kind of bandolier or chest covering.
Everything looks less gay with a shirt on.
Did you just assume his pronouns? Maybe he identifies as the Princess of Persia
I was tired of it before St Floyd riots but after that they went bonkers
Maybe this franchise was better off staying dormant if this was what they were going to do with it.
Looks like an 'Elf' from 'The Rings Of Power'.
Gotta love how he's dressed like a stripper too. As long as the "gaze" doesn't apply to straight men, then it's fine to design a character completely around it, I guess.
Outside of the dumbass woke hair style, notice how they’re releasing it on Switch, PS4, and Xbox One? Yeah, they didn’t put a lot of work into it.
Having a closer look, a black Persian? Is that thing?
Literally every game is still releasing on PS4 and Xbone. The "next gen" has completely failed to take hold and even most AAA games are still on those consoles.
The PS5 has currently like 6 exclusives, two of which are VR and one is the literal packin title, despite being over two years old. Heck at this current moment even with all announced titles, they are only up to 12 total.
Because muh pandemic...
No, it’s because your consoles cost too much god damn money, are prone to failure, and the games being released on them are woke Marxist garbage.
I feel 0% urgency to rush out and buy a new console. Don’t care.
The thing is, most of those problems are common for new console releases.
But most of those also get immediate support from major AAA studios, which make it a necessity to upgrade to keep up with releases. For some reason, literally no one but Square Enix or Insomniac seems interested in making games for it so its not improving its situation in the slightest.
Yes, they're called slave.
So this is a historical Persian black eunuch slave? Prince, maybe, he becomes.
The title is called THE LOST CROWN. Could be a We Wuz Kangz moment.
I'd rather not imagine Yuri Lowenthal voicing that.
Right after Beyond Good and Evil 2
Ubisoft managed to make a franchise with one great game that I've played through a dozen times at least, a few sequels (one kind of shitty, one decent, and one 100% meh) that I've never replayed ... and this will be the first sequel that I won't bother playing even once. (Unless, of course, there are others that I was unaware of. It's been quite a while since the Xbox 360 PoP so probably?)
I'm still salty we never saw Elika again.
It doesn't look that bad.
You want to talk about shitty looking games, look at Alan Woke. Can't believe Epic bailed them out of bankruptcy.
I’d only be willing to give it a chance if I can immediately swap the character for a different costume like the original prince design or something.
In typical Ubisoft fashion, the original costume will be in a 80$ pre-order pack.
And the character in the marketing trailers and on the cover art WONT be the main character.
The main character will be the strong, feisty young woman who kicks him in the nuts and saves the day with her cunning wit and sheer fucking awesomeness.
I’m enjoying watching so many people on YouTube once again falling for the old Assassins creed bait and switch with the previews for Mirage. How many more times is it gonna take? 🤦🏼
After the garbage that is called Valhalla, it’s gonna be never.
Even your one other personality trait, Epic fanboyism, gets whataboutism'd into irrelevant conversations.
It was shown at the same show, nearly straight after...