And what a cuck the judge is for thinking laws "barring the sale of products using false statements" ought to include statements not directly related to said products.
Oh goody! Retarded amounts of money that no human can fathom! Now's the chance to use my not-yet-patented Die Hard 3 based units of measurements!
These units of measurement are based on bars of gold, and the carrying capacity of dump trucks... specifically convoys of 14 great big dump trucks.
Here are the units:
Jesus = a single gold bar the size that Jesus used in the movie, it's about 400 oz of gold.
Jerry = a single dump truck filled to it's carrying capacity of 60,000 lbs of Jesus. (60,000 lbs)
McClane = a single dump truck filled to the top of it's actual bed with Jesus (390,000 lbs)
Arthur = 14 Jerrys (a convoy of dump trucks filled to their carrying capacity with gold)
Simon = 14 McClanes (a convoy of dump trucks filled to their brim with gold)
A single Arthur (Chester A. Arthur) would be 14 "great big dump trucks" hauling their carrying capacity in gold bullion, which is realistically possible. Whereas, a Simon depicts the movie's situation where 14 dump trucks are literally topped off with gold bullion like in the movie.
My calculations suggest that the prosecution is asking for:
18 Simons, 12 McClanes, 2,352 Jesus, 6 kilogram gold bars, 2 10 oz gold bars, and about 9 1 oz gold coins.
Or
122 Arthurs, 9 Jerrys, 161 Jesus, 5 kilogram gold bars, and about 7 one ounce gold coins.
The way it works for alimony is what they're likely to use here because they really want to make an example of him and there isn't anything preventing it...
When you declare bankruptcy, you don't get rid of it. You lose everything and are made to work.
If you don't work, you get locked up. At the end of your sentence, you owe your ex-wife all the money she should have got while you were locked up for not paying. Debtors' prison.
If you do, your wages are automatically cut down to a level agreed with your partner's lawyer, which is usually fucking crippling and not enough to live off.
I fully expect them to use this system against other dissidents.
The two most likely groups to kill themselves are trannies and the divorced. Trusting women, not even once.
Nick Rekieta during the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial talked about how it's much harder to get legal payouts from celebrities and the rich over wage slaves because the legal mechanisms designed to collect via garnishment of future income only really apply to wages and not to contractors and freelancers.
TL;DR If you don't earn a wage, your future wealth can't easily be garnished.
It's definitely true in the US. It's actually even worse, they make you buy life insurance with her as the beneficiary. No prizes for guessing why that isn't a thing in the UK (because they'd claim abuse, murder the guy, and get the money)
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I was sure this was going to be a Babylon Bee article.
We're so far beyond parody now.
The clowning will continue until morale improves
reminds me of when the riaa wanted more money than exists
The Federal Reserve's entire balance sheet is only 8.9tn.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/May-2022-Federal-Reserve-Balance-Sheet-Developments.htm
I know the Constitution is a laughing stock now, but 8th Amendment.
It's a fucking joke. Supposedly he's already divested a bunch of his money and he'll just declare bankruptcy. What's the point?
He already has a bankruptcy case going on. These people are going to get zero dollars.
Not to mention the mistrial case, because the judge was clearly biased against him and refusing to allow him to defend himself.
Were I Alex I'd agree to this with the caveat that the three companies had to prove those 550 million exposures were not bots.
They want scorched earth? They can have it.
And what a cuck the judge is for thinking laws "barring the sale of products using false statements" ought to include statements not directly related to said products.
They're lying. There were no kids. There was no murder. It was all crises actors.
I now believe this.
Unironically Sandy Hook was a false flag psy-op and literally didn't happen. It's fake.
The more they press this the more likely it seems
Oh goody! Retarded amounts of money that no human can fathom! Now's the chance to use my not-yet-patented Die Hard 3 based units of measurements!
These units of measurement are based on bars of gold, and the carrying capacity of dump trucks... specifically convoys of 14 great big dump trucks.
Here are the units:
A single Arthur (Chester A. Arthur) would be 14 "great big dump trucks" hauling their carrying capacity in gold bullion, which is realistically possible. Whereas, a Simon depicts the movie's situation where 14 dump trucks are literally topped off with gold bullion like in the movie.
My calculations suggest that the prosecution is asking for:
18 Simons, 12 McClanes, 2,352 Jesus, 6 kilogram gold bars, 2 10 oz gold bars, and about 9 1 oz gold coins.
Or
122 Arthurs, 9 Jerrys, 161 Jesus, 5 kilogram gold bars, and about 7 one ounce gold coins.
How many of them are going to St. Ives?
None of them.
A couple of them went to Baltimore to pay for the city's rat problem.
That's more than most countries' GDP. Hell, you can (in theory) buy Microsoft entirely for less.
It's around a third of the Fed's balance sheet.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/May-2022-Federal-Reserve-Balance-Sheet-Developments.htm
What if he just says no?
Then they do to him what women do if you say no to alimony. Jail for non-payment.
But this is crazy
The way it works for alimony is what they're likely to use here because they really want to make an example of him and there isn't anything preventing it...
When you declare bankruptcy, you don't get rid of it. You lose everything and are made to work.
If you don't work, you get locked up. At the end of your sentence, you owe your ex-wife all the money she should have got while you were locked up for not paying. Debtors' prison.
If you do, your wages are automatically cut down to a level agreed with your partner's lawyer, which is usually fucking crippling and not enough to live off.
I fully expect them to use this system against other dissidents.
The two most likely groups to kill themselves are trannies and the divorced. Trusting women, not even once.
Nick Rekieta during the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial talked about how it's much harder to get legal payouts from celebrities and the rich over wage slaves because the legal mechanisms designed to collect via garnishment of future income only really apply to wages and not to contractors and freelancers.
TL;DR If you don't earn a wage, your future wealth can't easily be garnished.
Is this actually true, or is Imp making up stuff again like he did about Kyle Rittenhouse?
I'd just leave whatever country was doing that.
Pretty much every country does that.
Just checked for my own country, and that is most certainly not the case, despite being one of the worst shitholes in Europe.
https://www.peepleslaw.com/what-happens-if-you-cant-afford-to-pay-alimony-or-child-support/
It's definitely true in the US. It's actually even worse, they make you buy life insurance with her as the beneficiary. No prizes for guessing why that isn't a thing in the UK (because they'd claim abuse, murder the guy, and get the money)
Yeah yeah Dr. Evil.
What, are these asshats going to fund a private army? Issue their own currency?
What the fuck else would you do with that much money?
Lmao parody, make it a billion trillion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EJR1H5tf5wE
I have a brilliant new idea to pay off the US national debt.
Just fine Alex Jones 35 trllion.
Fuck these people. I didn't think it would be possible to trivialize a mass shooting, but this infantile shit has done it.
calm down crisis actors, if you didn't get paid take it to USG.
Eleventy gazillion. Why not!
SIX GORILLION DOLLARS
ACCELERATE
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