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Meet the meatless filet mignon (archive.ph)
posted 3 years ago by AlfredicEnglishRules 3 years ago by AlfredicEnglishRules +24 / -0
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– Lurker404 27 points 3 years ago +27 / -0

livestock consumes more than three quarters of the world’s soy — a crop linked to deforestation

LOL if it helps shitting on meat soy is suddenly bad.

Fake news does what fake news does best: twist "facts" to suit their agenda.

Beyond Meat (BYND) are down more than 75% this year

the number of repeat buyers “may already have reached a saturation point.”

I.E.: it tastes so badly 75% of people are not buying it again.

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– ArtemisFoul 14 points 3 years ago +14 / -0

I mean, have you ever seen the Beyond """chicken""" nuggets? Fucking Christ. https://files.catbox.moe/9q8a20.jpg That's clearly not edible. The goddamn thing looks like when /ck/ makes bread.

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– cartoonericroberts 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

I tasted a piece of panda express beyond orange chicken. It was garbage. It's nothing like chicken and was worse than tofu in every way. I can't believe this industrial waste has made its way into so many fast food chain menus.

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– Auntie_Mildred 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

It's almost as if, stop me if you've heard this one, demand doesn't drive markets but markets are manipulated from the top down now....

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– Assassin47 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

https://files.catbox.moe/9q8a20.jpg That's clearly not edible.

Anyone else getting no response from this link?

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– J_Darnley 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Not quite no response. I get a 200 OK but a length of 0

$ wget https://files.catbox.moe/9q8a20.jpg
--2022-10-12 23:59:54--  https://files.catbox.moe/9q8a20.jpg
Loaded CA certificate '/etc/ssl/certs/ca-certificates.crt'
Resolving files.catbox.moe (files.catbox.moe)... 107.160.74.131
Connecting to files.catbox.moe (files.catbox.moe)|107.160.74.131|:443... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 0 [image/jpeg]
Saving to: ‘9q8a20.jpg’

[EDIT] No monospace or codeblock formatting here?

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– ArtemisFoul 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Catbox is being shit again I guess. It's the same pic that's in the bottom right corner of the /ck/ bread one, just without the loaf of un-bread shopped into it.

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– SarcasticRidley 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Says it contains errors to me.

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– Norenia 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

It's also pricier than real meat, which is already high in price as it is.

The only "fake meat" I've even seriously considered is Bob's Red Mill TVP, as a simple substitute for something where meat isn't the important part of the dish, but even that looks to be just as pricy (though I'm not sure how to compare value, since it's dehydrated). If it's not a better value, why bother, when I can have the real thing?

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– deleted 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0
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– bamboozler1 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

This is, unironically, one of the most accurate summaries of "veganism" that I have seen, lol...

This is literally what they think, in my experience. Like, pretty much exactly this.

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– ArtemisFoul 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

It's a general lefty attitude, too, not just vegans. The NPC part of the left is genuinely convinced that if I just watched more John Oliver, I'd suddenly be okay with the gypsies who live in my area and shit everything up.

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– deleted 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0
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– Ahaus667 16 points 3 years ago +16 / -0

The company has raised $4.6 million and its filet mignon was launched online in Europe and the United States earlier this year. Retailing for €30 ($30) for a pack of four 113g (4oz) filets, they’re not cheap, but have been bought by customers to cook at home, as well as restaurants looking for something that goes beyond plant-based burgers or sausages, says Mićković. It plans to begin selling in shops in the European Union, United States and United Kingdom in 2023.

30 bucks for a pound of fake meat. You can get a pound of real grass fed filet cheaper, and frankly filet mignon is a hilariously mediocre cut for its reputation.

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– dekachin 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

costco ribeye cap is better imo

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– TheModernDaVinci 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Tri-Tip is now and forever will be my favorite cut of meat. KC Strips are pretty good too.

Miss me with that hipster “It’s expensive because it’s cool” shit.

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– censorthisss 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

as well as restaurants looking for something that goes beyond plant-based burgers or sausages

Marketing: We'll call it, "Yonder meat"!

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– dekachin 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

It's $30 for 1 lb. That's more expensive than the real thing. And it's made by slovenians so you know it's not exactly high tech or cutting edge. I looked up online reviews:

  • Cnet: "Didn't taste very much like filet mignon" & "the texture was stringier than I'd imagined" & "overall it was rather bland"

  • Men's health: "I was getting a sort of mediocre sushi bar funk? Like a lingering taste of of how not-so-fresh fish smells? And as the fake meat cooled, the texture went from somewhat overcooked steak to dried brisket, the linear proteins turning to shreds." & "I felt kind of like I went on a date with a really attractive person only to find that they didn't have a personality. Juicy Marbles looked amazing, from packaging to plate, but didn't bring much to the table in terms of flavor."

A recent report from Deloitte said sales of plant-based meat were “stagnating” in the United States, citing inflation, consumers questioning the assumed benefits of plant-based alternatives and the possibility that the number of repeat buyers “may already have reached a saturation point.”

Turns out "libtards with unlimited money" wasn't as big of a market as the libtard media would have you believe.

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– bamboozler1 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Laughs in Bros...

Honestly, it's not much, but if this is at least a partial indication that we have reached "retardation saturation point", at least in the US, then that, at least, has gotta be something...

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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

I bet if I polled most people, on if they'd rather have 'beyond meat' or go back to doing preservation like salt pork, people would be breaking out the salt barrels..

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– Norenia 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

I bet if I polled people on having Beyond Meat or raising their own meat, 75% would become ranchers overnight.

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– cartoonericroberts 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Based on having tasted a couple beyond products and having watched the Townsends video on salt pork I agree and I don't think it would even be close.

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– MegoThor 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

No. I don’t think I will.

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– Grumman 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

In principle, there's nothing wrong with developing a meat substitute; if nothing else, it could be a substitute for those meals that are not meat. The problem is that so far, Beyond Meat and its competitors have failed. A more expensive meal loaded with salt is worse than just eating a steak unless you only care about not slaughtering a cow or need survival rations that won't go off.

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– AlfredicEnglishRules [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Makes me wonder why they are so invested in survival rations that won't go off then.

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