Meet the meatless filet mignon
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It's $30 for 1 lb. That's more expensive than the real thing. And it's made by slovenians so you know it's not exactly high tech or cutting edge. I looked up online reviews:
Cnet: "Didn't taste very much like filet mignon" & "the texture was stringier than I'd imagined" & "overall it was rather bland"
Men's health: "I was getting a sort of mediocre sushi bar funk? Like a lingering taste of of how not-so-fresh fish smells? And as the fake meat cooled, the texture went from somewhat overcooked steak to dried brisket, the linear proteins turning to shreds." & "I felt kind of like I went on a date with a really attractive person only to find that they didn't have a personality. Juicy Marbles looked amazing, from packaging to plate, but didn't bring much to the table in terms of flavor."
Turns out "libtards with unlimited money" wasn't as big of a market as the libtard media would have you believe.
Laughs in Bros...
Honestly, it's not much, but if this is at least a partial indication that we have reached "retardation saturation point", at least in the US, then that, at least, has gotta be something...