Norm MacDonald called this schtick back in the Obama years. There’s nothing subversive or edgy about mocking white straight people, it’s in fact the most overused. Want to be provocative? Be a gay guy who doesn’t need to be gay to be funny. You’re not brave, you’re pandering you hack.
Comedy, I’d always opined, is simply tragedy plus time
Is this guy really taking credit for a common phrase?
Love the shirt, I said, with a complicit smirk.
I absolutely hate this writing style. It's like fan fiction. This guy is a professional writer?
Actually, the whole thing reads like fan fiction. This guy gets praise, everyone loves him, he's so talented but doesn't acknowledge it out of some misplaced sense of humility, etc. I had to cut myself off about 1/4 through cause I couldn't take the writing style anymore. Satire or not, that was awful.
Like I say, my hunch is he's either a delusional nut living his fantasies out on a blog, who has maybe got a single real writing credit in his entire life.
Or it's the most successfully nauseating troll jobs I've read in a while.
Him actually being a professional writer is third most likely behind those two.
I haven't had any in awhile. The place close to me that has them overprices them to heck. They're great but I can't bring myself to suck all the juices out of the head though 🤣
Gee, he hates the south, is bisexual, and says things like "HMU if LA is the vibe"? We've got a unique free-thinker here, people. A real rebel who makes his own roads.
He will talk about it on Twitter. That pussy wouldn't actually follow through.
Is California still that masked up? I had to go to Dallas last week and if I'd bitchslapped every person walking on the sidewalk without a mask, presuming I'd gotten away without a fight, I'd still have ended up with a battered and bruised hand. Would have to had slapped 95% of the people on the sidewalk.
I want to pay the price I see on the menu. I don't fucking care about your 'service'. Your job could be done by a conveyor belt. In fact, I rather prefer restaurants where it is.
Hidden fees are bad service. Even if the service was otherwise identical, I'd rather use a business that is honest than one that says the price is $X then puts $X+20% on the invoice.
I have to hand it to him though; The thought of this noodle-armed faggot trying to bitchslap me or anyone is the only way someone on the SNL staff could possibly make me laugh.
I’m sure he comes up with great edgy comedy that mocks white ppl, republicans, or Christians. I mean nobody does that.
He's so subversive that he agrees with the regime in every meaningful way!
The textbook definition of a counterculture rebel sticking it to the man
Norm MacDonald called this schtick back in the Obama years. There’s nothing subversive or edgy about mocking white straight people, it’s in fact the most overused. Want to be provocative? Be a gay guy who doesn’t need to be gay to be funny. You’re not brave, you’re pandering you hack.
I need to find his stand ups or interviews. I loved him on SNL in the 90s.
He went after Hillary viciously back in the day.
He posted that two days ago‽ Did nobody tell him about Putler and Ukraine?
I have a hunch this nutjob's "SNL writing" takes up a whole lot less of his time than his "table waiting" or "writing long rambling blogs about his imaginary writer's job and talking about his boss' 12 y/o daughter's period" do.
Is this guy really taking credit for a common phrase?
I absolutely hate this writing style. It's like fan fiction. This guy is a professional writer?
Actually, the whole thing reads like fan fiction. This guy gets praise, everyone loves him, he's so talented but doesn't acknowledge it out of some misplaced sense of humility, etc. I had to cut myself off about 1/4 through cause I couldn't take the writing style anymore. Satire or not, that was awful.
Like I say, my hunch is he's either a delusional nut living his fantasies out on a blog, who has maybe got a single real writing credit in his entire life.
Or it's the most successfully nauseating troll jobs I've read in a while.
Him actually being a professional writer is third most likely behind those two.
His name is Goldin dude.
This filthy fucking disney.
https://archive.ph/fy4gh
Of course not, the men there actually have testosterone.
And great food
I was told you can only get good food if you allow the third world to overrun your nation.
They actually say that?
The dad of one of the girls who got murdered by illegals a few years ago did, yes.
And crawdads
I just had a bunch of those the other day.
I haven't had any in awhile. The place close to me that has them overprices them to heck. They're great but I can't bring myself to suck all the juices out of the head though 🤣
Gee, he hates the south, is bisexual, and says things like "HMU if LA is the vibe"? We've got a unique free-thinker here, people. A real rebel who makes his own roads.
I'm actually offended that he called Texas the South
lol this guy been in a coma for two years?
He's been sitting masked in his car while trying to work up enough courage to leave the garage.
He will talk about it on Twitter. That pussy wouldn't actually follow through.
Is California still that masked up? I had to go to Dallas last week and if I'd bitchslapped every person walking on the sidewalk without a mask, presuming I'd gotten away without a fight, I'd still have ended up with a battered and bruised hand. Would have to had slapped 95% of the people on the sidewalk.
FYI SNL is done out of NYC BTW NYK WTF LOL BRB FBI
Ah yeah that's right. That bio screenshot mentioned LA so I didn't think beyond that.
It depends where in California, my area people have mostly stopped wearing them, Los Angeles even back in 2020 some people weren't wearing them.
stop this. you don't need a medical excuse to not wear a mask. you also don't need to preemptively apologize while making an argument.
Haha get fucked
How about they negotiate an actual wage.
I want to pay the price I see on the menu. I don't fucking care about your 'service'. Your job could be done by a conveyor belt. In fact, I rather prefer restaurants where it is.
It's the same.
Hidden fees are bad service. Even if the service was otherwise identical, I'd rather use a business that is honest than one that says the price is $X then puts $X+20% on the invoice.
I guess SNL doesn't pay the bills if he is trying to find a roommate through twitter.
I have to hand it to him though; The thought of this noodle-armed faggot trying to bitchslap me or anyone is the only way someone on the SNL staff could possibly make me laugh.
lol he won't do fucking anything.
Archive (tweet also still up): https://archive.ph/qoXla
I wish a cuck would try I would air them out
The people least capable of violence are always the first ones to advocate for it.
Oh, I want him to do this. Especially in dark town.
Like to see him try.
I looked at the tweet,
Looked at the date.
Reread the tweet,
Reread the date.
Looked at the tweet,
Looked at the date.
What?
You can just smell the soy wafting out of this dude's picture. He'd probably break a wrist if even attempted to follow through.
I'd throw a bit of money to fund a camera crew to follow him around and see if zhe's not all talk.
I wouldn’t brag about being a modern day writer for snl
LOL. He bitchslaps me on the street, I'll break his fucking arm.
I wish he would.