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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why did you upload this one, though? What does this have to do with anything?

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simian 25 points ago +26 / -1

Nah. She’ll just convince herself those were racist republicans preparing to punish her for hating Trump.

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simian 36 points ago +36 / -0

The first hurdle would be getting them to appreciate that “racism against whites” can even exist. Remember, they redefined racism to make such a thing impossible.

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simian 17 points ago +17 / -0

You just proved yourself smarter than EVERYONE at the Department of Education.

by Lethn
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simian 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF? That’s wild.

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simian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why? why couldn’t we have had Twitcash and Twitcock?

by Lethn
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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know. The animations seem less intrusive than stopping the flow of the discussion with "hey, please remember to hit like and subscribe because it really helps me get noticed by the algorithm blah blah blah."

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder what employment prospects someone like this has.

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simian 26 points ago +26 / -0

Unfortunately we’re not allowed to tell people to take some responsibility these days. Use a condom? Birth control? Maybe not get knocked up by an abusive guy? HOW DARE YOU?! But murdering an unborn child is socially acceptable. Hell, it’s considered downright heroic.

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simian 16 points ago +18 / -2

It’s hard for me to have any sympathy. Dumb bitch knew she was pregnant and knew there was a ticking clock to get an abortion. Shit or get off the pot. Waiting until it was illegal and fucking even that up isn’t an excuse.

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simian 37 points ago +37 / -0

The only thing devastating about Covid was people’s reactions to it. Most of history’s dictators would be surprised by how easy it turned out to be to get people to embrace authoritarianism.

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Has anyone actually in a wheelchair opted to roll (heh) the battle wheelchair?

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simian 35 points ago +35 / -0

Damn. I missed out on this scam. As a Latinx person, I always felt this could be a fallback position for me. “What are your qualifications?” “I’m brown.” “Anything else?” “I trained myself to say ‘Latinx’ without laughing.”

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simian 46 points ago +46 / -0

Well, sometimes it’s tough to be on the right side of history. You were fine with forcing Texas to endure illegal immigration. Maybe this will give you some perspective on why it’s not evil for a country to control it’s border. You know, the way that literally every country in the world does. Eh, that would require a liberal to be capable of thought and reflection.

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s fine but forgettable. I wouldn’t say it’s “female centered” so much as egalitarian. There’s parity of men and women in prominent roles but it feels organic, as in these characters are involved for logical reasons, rather than some girlboss muscling her way into the story to put the men in their place. And, because Scientologist man is based, they’re good looking gals to boot. A couple of the action sequences, while inventive, go a little long.

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

The "fictional characters don't have agency" complaint is insane to me. Centuries of literary theory and analysis thrown out the door because some zoomer had the mind-blowing revelation that it's fiction. Bizarrely, rather than use this knowledge to dismiss fiction altogether, as it's not real, they instead decided that characters are real enough to be victims who need to be championed. YOU can't say Bayonetta has a sexy, sassy personality that compels her to wear lingerie armor. After all, she's just some made up character! However, the zoomer can insist she's a woman (what's a woman?) who has been forced into that skimpy clothing by perverted game developers for the benefit of their depraved customers. To play Bayonetta is literally to partake in sexual slavery.

by Lethn
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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

What about abortion? i know that was a whole year ago, but now they can claim to actually want to do something about it.

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simian 27 points ago +27 / -0

It’s depressing to know that most liberals would eagerly back the FBI up on such a claim. They’d do it because they’ve been told Elon is super evil and will do anything to own him, even if it means giving the government carte blanche to stomp civil liberties.

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Now, now, let’s be fair. Kids can only consent when it’s a queer pairing. That way they’re allowed to explore their sexuality. When it’s straight, though, it’s evil.

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simian 32 points ago +32 / -0

Yeah, but to the liberal mind, since Yasuke existed, obviously 500% of the Japanese population must have been black.

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m not bothering. As a Puerto Rican, I find it rather insulting. In an interview, the director (also Latino) bragged about how he made a scene—which has nothing to do with immigration—feel like an ICE raid. Because apparently the ONLY story that can be told with Hispanics is that they’re illegal immigrants. Same thing happened in that last Terminator movie.

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