by folx
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jakskelyngtn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of a local rag referring to them as "campers."

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jakskelyngtn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure Fallon Fox's fights are available somewhere online.

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jakskelyngtn 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, but the house and a dog that come with them are.

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jakskelyngtn 15 points ago +15 / -0

Articles 94, 99, 104, 106, and possibly 90 (I assume Commander in Chief qualifies as a commissioned officer, but I am uncertain) of the UCMJ all provide provisions for un-electing members of the military. Buy stock in rope.

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jakskelyngtn 4 points ago +4 / -0

My favorite example is the guy who got frostbite on his dick after a VA nurse left ice packs on it for 19 hours, resulting in half of it needing to get amputated. This one was from 2012.

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jakskelyngtn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strictly speaking, Lee Harvey Oswald acted within the bounds of his oath of enlistment.

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jakskelyngtn 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wasn't there a guy who got arrested for putting bacon on the front step of a mosque a year or two ago? If the simulation gave a damn about us, it would make the current residents a family of Explosive Americans for the amusement of all.

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jakskelyngtn 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Minarchist feels about right, barring a sharp spike up to The Monarchist every 1st and 15th because I work a little too closely with the general public.

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jakskelyngtn 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Anti Socialist looks pretty damn close.

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jakskelyngtn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am just picturing images of pregnant zombie women in wheat fields with captions like, "Remember what they took from you."

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jakskelyngtn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would a wight supremacist be focused on the classical definition and believe that extreme misfortune makes one superior, or do they just love zombies?

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jakskelyngtn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am torn between the fact that I agree with you and my desire to make a joke about testing out the cyclic rate.

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jakskelyngtn 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I still have the hangover it still counts. Happy birthday.

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jakskelyngtn 23 points ago +23 / -0

Season 1 was a competent show, albeit only loosely based on the source material. It had some very solid parts, mixed with an expected degree of woke bullshit. And then Kripke decided to make Butcher a cuck in the ending because he spent too much time reading Gail Simone's fucking tumblr.

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