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bloodguard 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's going to run into someone that follows the three S's.

  • Shoot
  • Shovel
  • Shut up

At this point I'm a kind of amazed he hasn't already.

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bloodguard 36 points ago +37 / -1

It's well known that Trump fucked up horribly by listening to the wrong people (Mostly Jared Kushner) when hiring these uniparty quislings. Since he's still surround by these same swamp creatures I really don't have much hope his second term will be much better.

Still a better choice than VP Kackles.

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

He has to have some measure of self reflection to know this is a horrible time to be graphically fellating Israel. Imagine how much his Israeli handlers must be beating on the old ghey quisling.

So at least we have that to amuse us in these troubled times.

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bloodguard 9 points ago +9 / -0

A judge also gave them the go ahead to pay off student loans. So the blurple haired idiot that slacked their way to a gender studies degree will probably get a check cut for ~30K unless the Supreme court steps in again.

Clown World, indeed.

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bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no idea who "Styxhexenhammer666" is and given the cringe the nick inspires I'm OK with that.

That said - I think that woman's voice gave me ear cancer.

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bloodguard 28 points ago +28 / -0

I wish them luck but the wokies are relentless with their infiltrate, subvert and destroy tactic.

They're playing to win and subjugate. Normies are just trying to live their best life and get along.

Which group do you think is going to win?

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good grief. I'm ready for the global extinction level asteroid strike. The planet desperately needs a reset.

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bloodguard 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm guessing Israel is afraid Trump may actually pull off a miracle and over perform so much that the DNC's election "fortification" won't work this time.

They're racing to grab as much territory as they can before the money and arms spigot gets turned off.

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bloodguard 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'll be hilarious if some crazed and incarcerated studio Ghibli fanatic shivs Weinstein in prison. And whispers in his ear "Miyazaki sends his regards".

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bloodguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now they have a post on their foundation twatter feed telling you to fill out a "bend the knee" form to plead to be unblocked.

Naw. Pass.

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bloodguard 8 points ago +9 / -1

I hear bamboo switches are pretty great for moving recalcitrant livestock out of the way.

They're also planet friendly and you can compost them!

...

The switches, not the activists. Well, you can compost them but scavenger birds need to eat as well.

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bloodguard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Creeping incrementalism. The depraved wokies are playing the long game. Even if it's two steps forward and one back they're still winning.

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bloodguard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. Yes. Because the target audience for Disney Marvel drek really wants to see a 50+ year old's saggy butt.

Here. I'll save you a Disney+ subscription.

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bloodguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

"SMS to Swedes". I'm guessing these texts were for the new Swedes the EU drop shipped into the country over the last decade.

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hawkeye's wife in Avengers: Age of Ultron was pretty much the quintessential tradwife.

That's all I can come up with, though.

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bloodguard 13 points ago +13 / -0

As pasty hwyte dude I wouldn't wander around South Africa without a couple well armed bodyguards.

Reasonably attractive tiny white woman would probably need a battalion surrounding her.

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bloodguard 33 points ago +33 / -0

My girlfriend, who is also trans...

So... two castrated gay dudes scissoring their open wounds? Or are they still intact and just still doing butt stuff?

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bloodguard 19 points ago +19 / -0

Biden gave the Iranian regime over 16 Billion in '23. The fact that they sent them a few emails from Team Trump isn't surprising. The question is what else are they providing to the Democrats? Aside from the 10% kickback "for the big guy" that is.

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bloodguard 14 points ago +14 / -0

Elderly cat lady seeks attention - news at 11.

Link is to her marrying herself to punctuate how sad her life is and underscore why she's attention seeking.

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bloodguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember the video "Micro Drones Killer Arms robots" from six years ago that everyone thought was farfetched and scaremongering?

That's what's next.

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