Hwytie escaped to Mars and nuked all the Earth spaceports from orbit.
It was the only way to be sure.
They've just made it more exciting.
Yep. No deviancy. No money from Blackrock.
Require people to pass a basic civics test. The same one prospective citizens are supposed to take and pass before they get granted citizenship.
And maybe purge their voter registration every four years so they have to re-register.
Edit: Or go full Heinlein.
Service guarantees citizenship!
How are the Scottish men not just decorating the trees with these animals?
This is a weird flex or an elaborate prank. Either way it's going to be entertaining to see how this shakes out.
Insanity. Children that age will literally believe you if you tell them they're a fire engine. They have no life experience or context to tell any difference yet.
Lawsuits against parents, hospitals and doctors are going to be very lucrative in a decade or so. I won't be surprised if people start seeing commercials like:
"Did your parents/doctor/hospital medically harm you with their deadly gender ideology?" ...
At least I hope the conflict stays in the courts. But I'm not going to be shocked if we see these poor kids escalate and act out on their anger.
They were laundering billions through assorted NGOs. I'm sure a good percentage of them weren't terribly squeamish about who they rained cash down on as long as they sowed chaos and confusion.
Bingo. DOGE.gov should offer any forensic accounting firm a percentage of whatever funds they can track down and get a handle on how to recover.
I'm guessing Ben and Jeremy have washed the money through at least half a dozen offshore accounts but a determined team could probably unravel the web.
Dems are desperately and unpredictably unhinged. I have a friend that was yelled at and chased because he was wearing a red Boston Red Sox baseball cap. Because apparently that made him Trump adjacent and therefore a "Nazi".
Drones with loaded paintbrushes and a steady hand flying them (or an directive AI) can take care of these pretty easily.
Or channel your English ancestors and use steel tipped crossbow bolts.
When poor Keir finds out about spears (AKA sharpened sticks) he's going to lose what little is left of his mind.
BAN TREES!!!
He wants to get in good with all the Globalist WEF simps. "Conservative" in Canadian means that they're still just a millimeter right of a full blown Marxist.
Add an extra "bio-terrorist" charge and tack on another 10 years in a super comfy prison in El Salvador.
Seems like these days if you're going to stand up against woke governments you want to have a few months living expenses somewhere that they can't reach. Somewhere that's not in the EU.
Probably not America either depending on how the midterms run.
Next stop is 'lil Ben going back to being rabid Never Trump since he unleashed this plague upon his native land. This is going to be interesting to watch.
I'm off to the popcornium and salt mines for extra supplies!
Either implement quarterly "purge nights" for anyone over 60 or go turbo moon shot on developing robots to take care of teh oldes.
They need to start having children again, though. They're speed running population collapse like there's a prize at the bottom of that box.
Uses a toon instead of its real face. A quick web search shows "furry" affliction.
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Let them fight.
Is it legal to set up a parallel donor list where the donors stipulate that their donations only go to natural-born citizens?
USAID/Share Blue twatter puppet that's going to lose whats left of his funding and have to get a real job soon.
I have a feeling Matt likes being cucked. He'll find a new master.
People from low trust societies just tear through ours like a fox in a hen house. They honestly can't believe how gullible we are.
He should pare it down to one person whose only job is to repeatedly press play on "Team America World Police" theme.
Pretty sad that his own father cucked out and "forgave" his murderer. Poor kid was doomed from the start.