95 UK PM Keir Starmer response to knife violence? Ban ninja swords. Yes, really. (twitter.com) posted 1 year ago by YesMovement 1 year ago by YesMovement +95 / -0 24 comments share 24 comments share save hide report block hide replies
When poor Keir finds out about spears (AKA sharpened sticks) he's going to lose what little is left of his mind.
BAN TREES!!!
Makes a certain amount of sense for politicians to ban trees, can't hang from what's not there
Well they were already planning on paving over the whole island to build housing for immigrants anyway...
#justbrownpeoplethings