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UK PM Keir Starmer response to knife violence? Ban ninja swords. Yes, really. (twitter.com)
posted 1 year ago by YesMovement 1 year ago by YesMovement +95 / -0
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– bloodguard 18 points 1 year ago +18 / -0

When poor Keir finds out about spears (AKA sharpened sticks) he's going to lose what little is left of his mind.

BAN TREES!!!

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– Mpetey123 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

Makes a certain amount of sense for politicians to ban trees, can't hang from what's not there

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– Eltrion 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Well they were already planning on paving over the whole island to build housing for immigrants anyway...

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– MEGAMAGAULTRA 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

#justbrownpeoplethings

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– DefinitelyNotIGN 16 points 1 year ago +16 / -0

This is the country that requires a loiscence to own a simple 14 inch chef's knife. And charges you every month if you dare own any telecommunications, to fund their own floundering propaganda engine.

Maybe if they charge people even more money, and tax them even more to pay more for their propaganda, people will believe that "ninja swords" are the REAL problem.

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– LauriThorne 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

You don't even have to own any telecommunications, they'll still fine you.

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– CarmenOfSandiego 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

That licence only applies to BBC programs yet they're very careful to avoid mentioning that part when threatening the general public with any viewings.

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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 1 year ago +12 / -0

I have a simple solution to alleviate the UK's knife attack problems.

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– realerfunction 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0

foreign meat does something illegal, so we punish the english.

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– evilplushie 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

Mine is a samurai sword not a ninja sword. Sorry

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– YesMovement [S] 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

https://x.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1905260306407854093

This is beyond parody

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– Sumsuch 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

When we promise action we take it

Be cool if you didn't.

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– ThePipeGuy 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

They need to ban all pointy knifes and butter knifes and overly pointy spoons too.

It won't do anything except make these window licking retards think they did something.

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– Sumsuch 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

You jest... but

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– Kienan 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

I am no longer allowed to own decorative Japanese swords.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but compliance is how you got into this mess.

It's wild hearing Europeans talk about "edged weapons." Dankula going on about how it's insane they're further cracking down on knives because, well, you already need ID, and this, and that, and the other thing, and the loicense of course, to get a knife, was insane. He blamed Amazon for failing to check ID, for some lunatic getting a knife. A knife!

And I like Sargon and Dankula. But Europeans have massive blind spots when it comes to little things like...freedom. Even the based conservative Europeans don't really get it.

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– hillaryforprison 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

what about ban murder?

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– JohnTheBased 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Ban the arrival of savages who fight with Scimitars? No, ban "Ninja Swords, and Zombie Knives", Excellent idea, old chap

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– deleted 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0
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– llirrem 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Supposing they've got a pointed stick

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– deleted 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0
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– stalememes 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Watch him do nothing against machete wielding savages prowling the street, as per usual.

But millions of taxpayer pounds will be used to fund fat, middle aged Karens searching facebook for white Brits posting pictures of their cosplay katanas.

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– RadiateTonight 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION !

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– Constipatriot 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

It isn't the ninja swords.

It's the ninjas.

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– deleted 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

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