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Six_z3r0 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Before Dying, An Unvaccinated TikTok User Begged Others Not to Repeat Her Mistake"

Please, don't eat donuts and candy like a pig.

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Six_z3r0 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nah. The troons are higher on the stack. Fake women are real women, all that jazz. Never underestimate potential flagellants.

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Six_z3r0 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they were trying to get Quaid "out" of his delusion. They used a red pill.

"It is a symbol of your desire to return to reality."

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Six_z3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sucks to be them then. Maybe, I don't know, learn the language of the country you are moving to? Just a gentle suggestion.

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Six_z3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

0.0015%. Guess Im an old man or something. Death stalks me at every turn.

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Six_z3r0 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Well, Australia and New Zealand massively outperformed every other country over the past year so…."

Some asshole a couple posts up. Check it out.

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Six_z3r0 11 points ago +11 / -0

We never were. We just questioned. And in an increasingly authoritarian world, the authoritarians must increase their grip.

Every try to hold a bunch of sand in a tight fist?

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Six_z3r0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Radical Liberalism. Radical Liberty. Radical Freedom.

You don't know what words mean.

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Six_z3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna have to work hard for it. Chicago is still wayyyyyy up there.

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Six_z3r0 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Moderate harm against our Chinese Masters. Can't have the rubes plugging up the money pipe."

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Six_z3r0 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a Marvel comic series called "Bullet Points", one of those alternate universe type deals. Galactus shows up, and the Hulk, though sheer force of rage and hate, only manages to touch Galactus' foot. That act made the World Eater to leave Earth alone.

We touched their gods, and their gods flinched.

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Six_z3r0 10 points ago +11 / -1

After all the shit Al Jazeera does, I honestly laughed in joy hearing they got bombed back to the stone age.

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Six_z3r0 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Y'all caynt handle these curves!" Is a hundred pounds overweight and hasn't seen the sun in decades

I understand.

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Six_z3r0 6 points ago +6 / -0

“From the very beginning you couldn’t own any weapon you wanted to own,

Yeah, and when the british started taking away privately owned CANNONS, shit got real, didn't it?

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Six_z3r0 23 points ago +23 / -0

He was complaining about not being able to breathe with no one touching him. I cannot wait for the end of this debacle.

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Six_z3r0 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many years passed between 9/11 and then the rearing of the Seinfeld episode where Susan dies licking toxic envelopes, because of "ANTRAX! OMG!"?

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

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Six_z3r0 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am always paying attention, no matter what. Ignorance is not bliss.

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Six_z3r0 10 points ago +10 / -0

“They can’t keep killing us with no explanation”

There is a very clear explanation. And, for those in the back, the easy way to avoid this is STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

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