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Six_z3r0 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, every parade I've been to tossed out candy from the floats for the kids. He was just doing his part.

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Six_z3r0 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a... I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me "Spooky." Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now he chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling.

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Six_z3r0 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You really should be ultra super duper polite to a woman that came into your locker room to watch you get undressed. Don't be a creep to the creep perving on you."

If it were my daughter or my wife, I would point out how fucked up they were being. I dont go into the ladies locker room, you dont go into the men's locker room. Its quite simple.

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Six_z3r0 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Why are people mad at me? Why do they want to lock me away forever? Why are they acting like I murdered and maimed a shitload of people? I was just trying to go to Subway sandwiches! Lot of speedbumps on the road though."

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Six_z3r0 3 points ago +3 / -0

On my side, its gone now. Just likes. Dislike has no number associated. Whatever, if the video creator can see it, it doesnt matter. Just a way to demotivate the proles. Doesnt matter, click the button anyway. They can still see how much they are hated.

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Six_z3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw, Fat Hitler. Wont have to wait for a gunshot to the head, diabetes will do the work.

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Six_z3r0 37 points ago +37 / -0

Science is doubt and questions. That's the point, to criticize, to poke and prod and expose. The science is never really settled. This doddering old man has grown soft and flabby sitting in his chair.

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Six_z3r0 -8 points ago +4 / -12

What's this "we" shit? You got a mouse in your pocket? I couldn't care less. But go ahead and cry like the bitches you hate. Its a good look for you.

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Six_z3r0 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let them watch. They can copy off our homework all they like. They just wont get the final draft, right?

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Six_z3r0 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Thank you for calling the Child Abuse Hotline. Press one if you want to learn how to abuse them mentally. Press two to learn how to abuse them physically. Press three to learn how to abuse them sexually."

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Six_z3r0 30 points ago +30 / -0

The biggest white pill of the year.

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Six_z3r0 5 points ago +5 / -0

"This voluntary waste of time is causing harm!"

Well, right in the first half.

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Six_z3r0 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well...kinda. He is the prosecution. And he is trying to send the Kenosha Kid to prison. So...yeah. Lying. I dont care if hes part of the most pathetic tribe to have ever existed. Liars gonna lie.

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Six_z3r0 15 points ago +15 / -0

Rekieta Law has been up for a while, but it was down. They were told it was an "Accident".

right....

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Six_z3r0 5 points ago +5 / -0

And she said some of them believe that the virus is "created by somebody else

Like, oh, i dont know, the chinese government, and the lab it was created in was compromised? Like, you know, when the lab leak theory was vindicated? No, that cant be it.

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Six_z3r0 6 points ago +8 / -2

"If we don't have kids, Judaism will die out"?

Yes. You finally have a right answer, wrapped in a terrible argument.

We know you hate women, but are unwilling to fuck a man. Or at least unwilling to admit it.

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Six_z3r0 14 points ago +14 / -0

Welp, that makes my plan of ignoring the flu shot every year that much stronger. Of course, nothing really changed. Im just doing my part to destroy the medical industry.

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Six_z3r0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck man, just launch those spent cores into the Sun. Whats that gonna do, disrupt the delicate balance of the giant fireball's ecosystem? Foresight is a super power

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Six_z3r0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but the other faggots want to watch you die and piss on your corpse. AT this point, it is better the devil you know.

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Six_z3r0 15 points ago +16 / -1

Say you aren't paying attention without saying you aren't paying attention.

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Six_z3r0 6 points ago +6 / -0

Por que no los dos?

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