Way back, on 9/12/01, the Japanese prime minister called up Osama Bin Laden. And the first thing the prime minister said was "You fucked up! Back in World War two, we bomb Pearl Harbor. Then we go home, high five, say 'who da man? you da man! Who da man? You da man.' And then American, what they do? They dont drop thousand bomb, they dont drop hundred bomb, American drop ONE bomb. AND PENIS STILL SMALL"
Thank you, Ill see myself out.
Go outside, take a deep breath, enjoy the taste.