Way back, on 9/12/01, the Japanese prime minister called up Osama Bin Laden. And the first thing the prime minister said was "You fucked up! Back in World War two, we bomb Pearl Harbor. Then we go home, high five, say 'who da man? you da man! Who da man? You da man.' And then American, what they do? They dont drop thousand bomb, they dont drop hundred bomb, American drop ONE bomb. AND PENIS STILL SMALL"
Thank you, Ill see myself out.
6/10, got a slight smirk
Ignoring the carpet bombing of civilians the US conducted towards the end of the war, 2 nukes were dropped on Japan.
And the firebombing of Tokyo etc. did way more damage and caused more casualties than the 2 nukes. In the end it was the Soviet invasion of Manchuria which spooked the Japs into surrender. They knew the Americans didn't have the will for an actual invasion, but Stalin did. So they choose to be occupied by proto-commies rather than actual commies. Not a bad choice at the time.
They had their chance to surrender.
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Man, I even capitalized japs.
I don’t get it
The funniest 9/11 joke is the official story.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nine-eleven.
Nine-eleven who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!
Taught this my seven year old niece, good times.
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6 years ago today...
For the ninth consecutive year, JetBlue was ranked 1st for satisfaction among all North American airlines.
But you know who ranked least in satisfaction? "9/11 Airlines".
What a terrible name for an airline! It reminds me of that tragedy.