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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 12 points ago +13 / -1

Hoping it doesn’t have any bullshit gimmicks and Nintendo just focuses on making fun games but you gotta have that razzle-dazzle shit to pull in the normies.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 7 points ago +7 / -0

Playing Elden Ring with Seamless coop or Fallout New Vegas with the multiplayer mod with some friends is some of the coolest gaming experiences I’ve ever had.

Fun co-op is one of the things Nintendo gets that a lot of the shittier game developers take for granted:

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 19 points ago +19 / -0

Look, the other thing that never happens happened again.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 18 points ago +18 / -0

Switch to a non-foreskin based face cream.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 12 points ago +12 / -0

Elvis is a great litmus test to tell if somebody is a stupid faggot or not. Bring him up in conversation and brainwashed nog worshipping soyboys will have a pavlovian response about how he had no talent and was just a lame White boy repackaging the cool Black people music to keep it safe for honkies.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve been kicking around this here capital-I-Internet for a long time and I can safely say with no embellishment that this whole bear situation is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 23 points ago +23 / -0

Came over from Europe

The Jews are blaming White People forJews now?!

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 24 points ago +24 / -0

No one was flirting with you, you Scarecrow-from-The-Wizard-of-Oz looking dyke.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 8 points ago +8 / -0

If it’s good enough for Bruce Campbell and Earthworm Jim then it’s good enough for me.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ve seen some Pacific Islander chicks that I’m pretty sure could double as Pacific Islands.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember watching that on Adult Swim, before it became the Family Guy and Rick and Morty channel.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to mention way hotter.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 11 points ago +11 / -0

“All I wanted to do was stage a racially charged hoax hate crime and have a good time!” 😭

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 3 points ago +3 / -0

This might just be nostalgia talking but I remember the original being one of the funniest games I’d ever played, at least back in the 2000’s when I was a kid and only played console games. All of the characters had a ton of personality, even Mario even though he never spoke.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 32 points ago +32 / -0

If we’re just dropping whatever amendments we feel like, How about the thirteenth?

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 41 points ago +41 / -0

Even the most virulent, Imp-level misogynist couldn’t hate women a fraction of a percent as much as the average MtF tranny does.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 6 points ago +7 / -1

God Hand, one of my favorite games of all time, is pretty much the same thing. Just hallways and fights with the occasional side path or minigame and it kicks ass.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course you’re gonna have a bad time in New York if you only focus on the pimps and the chuds.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 15 points ago +15 / -0

I tried the demo and found it pretty enjoyable, like a mix of Nier and Metal Gear Rising. The art direction is on point, after Lies of P and now this Korea is really knocking it out of the park lately.

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