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MegoThor 30 points ago +30 / -0

“W-why are you beating us up?”

“SURPRISE!”

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mainstream media can’t be trusted to report on current events in my own hometown. Why should I trust what they report about what’s happening on the other side of the world?

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MegoThor 11 points ago +11 / -0

Huh. And here I wasn’t going to get it because I don’t like Miles Morales and fugly Mary Jane.

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MegoThor 26 points ago +26 / -0

They’re desperate to keep him out of office. I’ll vote Trump if I have to write him in.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You get a ketchup packet! And you get a ketchup packet! Not you, whitey. And you get a ketchup packet!”

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they saw the primary results, they all cried “Boo hoo hoo.”

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you’re saying that service guarantees citizenship? Tell me more.

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Help me, Uncle Chuck! You’re my only hope!”

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

With all that standing up, she shouldn’t be the same size as a whale.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can smell “malleyuu jesus” through the internet.

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is he talking about Israel or Palestine?

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soon to follow their formal rival, Circuit City, into oblivion.

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