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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

detective pikachu says the phone staff is holding has transparent bumper case, phone with translation has black case no bumpers.

Not saying it's fake and gay because "foreigners will cause trouble to other customers and staff" sounds like how a japanese staffer would phrase it without thinking it's offensive, because it's true.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

My girl penis? I need that for all the lesbian relationships I'll be having.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean I'll go to work in a dress if it let's me move up to a position I don't "qualify" for with a 30% bump in pay. They get someone who is competent and fills a quota, I get more money, it's a win-win.

After a week I'll say that skirts and dresses are a thing of the patriarchy so it's slacks and dress shirts from now on.

by Lethn
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Jack 1 point ago +4 / -3

I'm a 80s and 90s anime guy and being old I think everything new sucks. Except unlike previous gen, this is with cause.

isekai is the fucking worst, no real conflict, op protagonist, just an endless parade of success, like watching someone play video game with game genie on.

I assume given its popularity that isekai is fulfilling something missing in modern japanese society and youths in general and they're getting some kind of satisfaction or even a dopamine hit of seeing someone else living a fantasy life on easy mode.

As for MC being a doofus? That's always a thing, worse now, I don't have an answer (to anything ever) but if I were to make a guess, dumb loser MCs are easier to write for anime mills, and identification, makes the readers relate or even feel they're better than the MC in some ways.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an AI generated song, I had a laugh making it so I figure I share.

I was cleaning around the house, singing and making up songs and I ended up humming bye bye Biden and later fed it to Udio and wrote some lyrics for it.

Lyrics:

Well, bye, bye, Biden

you had your time but you were never really there

now it's bye, bye, Biden

you tried to run but you never really had a prayer

and it's bye, bye, Biden

we'll miss those who ran your presidency

good bye, bye, Biden

I'm sure kamala will carry on your legacy of inefficacy

so, bye, bye

bye, bye

bye, bye, Biden

From the gaffes at debates to Dr Jill running the show,

Calling Trump your VP, it's time for you to go.

Mixed up Putin and Zelensky, heh, it's all been quite a ride,

But you won't be settling things in the battle box this time.

And it's bye, bye, Biden,

Your own party wants to see you gone.

Goodbye, bye, Biden,

Even fake news says it’s time to move on.

Well, bye, bye, Biden,

Hunter and Jill, they can both grumble and shout,

But they gotta move out of the White House, get the hell out.

A Presidency filled with stumbles and woe

It's back to the basement for you Joe

So, bye, bye

Bye, bye

Bye, bye, Biden

Bye, bye

Bye, bye, Biden

so, bye, bye

bye, bye

bye, bye, Biden

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Jack 16 points ago +16 / -0

Didn't donors held like 90 million dollars hostage as a bid to force Biden out?

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

I made a judgement based on all available information at the time that while so much sussy took place I'm going with incompetence over something much more sinister.

Having said that, I do hold the conspirato that secret service melissa mccarthy and her plump sisters in service are placed into Trumps detail so one or more would come out and say "he was very inapropro with me" come late September.

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

I drop a season worth of halo every morning while reading kia2 on the throne.

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cried and pleaded to let her in...

To the admiral club while flying business class.

Not a seat on a lifeboat on a fucking sinking ship.

You just have to sit with gen pop and eat shitty newsstand subs like the rest of us troglodytes.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, I am okay with people being shitcocks online, they're not. So I'm just holding them to their own standards.

Doxxing Carpe Donktum, calling Thunderfoot's university, using their connections within the comic book industry to threaten a publisher to cut ties with an indie comic book guy. Pepperridge Farms remembers.

Fight like a man Volgin!

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

There has got to be some behind closed door meltdown, that's the vibe I'm getting. We won't hear about it until VH1 behind the music does a piece on them in 2035.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know how much of Tenacious D is Kyle Gass and how much is Jack Black but he should thank his fucking stars Jack Black is bro enough not to move on and kept the band going for 30 years.

Every cent of royalty from CD and itunes he gets from his quarterlies post-2005 when Jack Black started getting 3-5 roles a year he owes to Jack being a fucking bro.

Classic case of man looking into another man's bowl.

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Jack 71 points ago +73 / -2

Actor, comedian and singer Black said today: “I was blindsided by what was said at the show on Sunday. I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form. After much reflection, I no longer feel it is appropriate to continue the Tenacious D tour, and all future creative plans are on hold. I am grateful to the fans for their support and understanding.”

Whatever the motivation behind those words it's the classy thing to do. And it set's a line of what is acceptable and unacceptable going forward.

And he didn't double down. Which makes him leaps and bounds better than most with TDS these days.

I'm gonna be the bigger man here (fat chance) and say good on Jack Black.

My last name is not Black.

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Jack 7 points ago +8 / -1

Brutal Legend sucked and I was really looking forward to play the game. The gameplay shift a quarter of the way in to focus on what can now be considered a mobile game strategy game was especially galling.

Lucha Libre (imo) sucked, boring, unfunny, ugly, and I'm still just talking about the film. And I love movies and wrestling, the only one in my family, and I was so fucking embarrassed after watching the film because I knew the rest of the family was silently thinking it's your fault we watched this.

At some point I was like why do I even like Jack Black? He's just a loud fat guy with a funny voice. And stop giving a shit or pay attention to the guy.

He did an escape room show a few years back, it's on youtube I think, look it up if you like cringe.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

With prejudice?

Edit: Without. I'm sure it's nuanced and complicated.

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Jack 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ah yes, classic maid "I don't do windows" defense.

We saw the shooter, we watched the shooter, we couldn't take the shot because it's out of our AO and RoE says we give shooters first crack to make sure it's a legit threat.

Why didn't anyone radio a code and cover the President? Get him out of danger?

You're asking too many questions fascist.

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a lot of respect for the folks posting on c/funny and c/memes for trying get people who come for the politics to stay for the memes.

I still go to reddit for baseball because well shit I like baseball and I like stupid stuff that happens in baseball.

But it's ran by woke retards and on the sidebar on old reddit format it has a daily pic and if you hover over it, it will show a pride flag baseball logo.

They just can't help themselves.

So I wrote a tampermonkey script to disable the side image. I would set a path so when I hover over the daily image it would show boobies from a local file, but decided against it in case others want the script for themselves.

not sure this site's markup never used it but create new script paste and save.

// ==UserScript==
// @name         F-R-Baseball
// @version      1.0
// @description  Removes sidebar image, preventing mouse over trans flag
// @author       Jack
// @match        https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/*
// @grant        GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    const css = `
        .side div.spacer:first-of-type:after {
            display: none !important;
        }
    `;

    if (typeof GM_addStyle != "undefined") {
        GM_addStyle(css);
    } else {
        let styleNode = document.createElement('style');
        styleNode.type = "text/css";
        styleNode.appendChild(document.createTextNode(css));
        document.head.appendChild(styleNode);
    }
})();
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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

About 8 years ago I stopped giving a particular firearm advice online that I always get really positive feedback from users who tried it would come back and tell me it really helped with their grouping.

Stupidly, I was giving these tips on forums and on reddit. One I noticed what a liberal shithole reddit is* I deleted past comments and never gave that advice again.

The left is just too unstable to be trusted with it.

*8 years ago was 2016, so yeah, I'm slow on the uptake but to be fair, I only used reddit since late 2014 when I needed a site for gaming news while I'm on my phone at work

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

We just missed downvoting you is all.

Also, my money on white male with tattooed noodle arms, with video manifesto who thinks he will go down a legend.

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Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

HEY! Welcome back!

downvote

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Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

Uhm. No lie, this might be the absolutely most embarrassing thing Biden has ever done

So far, today.

a few hours later

Biden: My VP Donald Trump

👍This man is the President of the United States.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a Costco guy of course I cap on nationalities. I'm taking about ethnic descriptors like Asian, Hispanic, Jews, Gypsies, etc. I suppose I should be clearer.

Since we're good friends you can go into my profile and go to page 2 and EDIT: page 4 and 5 of my comment section and ctrl-f "black" and see no caps. I'm telling you this not as purity test thing, I just want to show that I really just put hand on keyboard and start clacking.

I wanted to be brief so I'll end with this: If I know not capitalizing will trigger I would be more conscious about not doing it. Another goodie is writing President Trump in a thread or conversation when everyone else uses Trump. When asked I correct everyone that once a President always a President. HoF moment was not two post later I just said Biden without honorifics, oh I wish I could've bottled that feeling from the replies.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not a comic book historian so take this with a grain of salt.

Yes he writes articles on himself, in this issue the new reporter hired to cover superman asked Clark if he can reach Superman since he covered him for so many years and Clark says Superman doesn't comment.

Lots of issues use Clark's articles as framing device for the issue.

Superman in World's Finest (old school Batman Superman comics) was captured by a fictional country Lubania. in 2022ish they retconned it where they implied he was sodomized during torture sessions .

I didn't read the disgusting comic but there was a post about it here during that time and the plot as far as I could tell is Clark going to Lubania to interview some general and the general was one of his (Superman's) captors. And there is a sequence of panels that shows during the interview Clark raises his glasses and laser blast the general in a fit of rage only to show Clark imagined it and remained composed AND OBJECTIVE to a man who fucking raped his bootycheeks.

It goes both ways, woke writers are trash tier.

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Jack 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'll admit when it comes to capitalizing color of race 50 percent of the time I do it just due to idgaf when typing, it's tricky because I always capitalize race based on origin, I only pay attention if I'm deliberately making a point not capitalizing it knowing it'll rustle jimmies.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

honestly? It's pretty shit. There's action and the art's okay, I honestly feel like DC from the comics I read is trying the reel in some of the really really bad woke stuff.

This issue an oppressed and enslaved race(s) visits earth with their captors, of course the aliens have their illogical way of galactic domination where they challenge a champion of the planet if the champion wins they free the slaves and spare the planet if the alien oppressors enslave the planet. The slave asks superman to be their champion. Superman chews on a rifle to show he's a street tough, they has fight, Superman wins alien vaguely hints they might be reneging on the terms of the challenge. Oh, Black people were attacked while playing basketball and most affected by the initial alien attack. Pretty sure the enslaving aliens are allegory for the their twisted version of the right with a spin where instead of aliens coming to them, they go to the aliens.

Wew, having said that, I read some Batman, Action Comics, and Catwoman and they're all about on par with late 2000s early 2010s quality comics, which is like early 2000s but with forced diversity and visible quota of woke agenda checklist that leaves a taint on the comics.

I wouldn't spend money on it, I'd read the TPB for free at libraries or from a friend who still buys.

My LCS closed 2020, but it was already on its way out, the other LCS is now a LGS/merch store with a rack of comics and boxes of old comics that they raised the price on.

I regret not buying 80s and 90s comics for a dime or quarter a pop when I had the chance.

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