The only reason this was funny to me was I heard about it in Saturday and they made Johnny Storm look like Arch so quite the jokes were made..

It's amazing how before from things like Star Trek/Wars, Mass effect, Babylon 5 etc we could at least come up with aliens that we'd debate 'listen, it ain't beastiality if they can communicate and have space travel'. Hell doctor who gave us the Harkness test and the key things were they had to be humanoid and have aspects we deem beautiful in our society (Cough Asari or even Quarian)

But this ain't it, now excuse me as I've finally found a Japanese manga where a dragon transforms into milf not a loli.

Johnny! The only way to save the Earth is for you to be a giant flamer!

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"... FLAME ON"

LoL, and that fucking trucker mustache. Comics as a media worth reading ended around 1994. Just let them die.

This is some shit a disgruntled writer would've tried to get away with in the 80s and 90s as a fuck you. Now it's just your typical issue.

Honestly surprised they're still making new issues of FF. I read the hell out of those Kirby era Omnibus.

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I'd rather read about a plot where the safety of planet Earth was somehow tied into the Human Torch being denied a bank loan.

But how will he deal with space AIDS?

It looks the baby from Men in Black. The one delivered in the car.