Gas stoves were invented in the early 1800s.
Is anyone from then still alive? No.
Coincidence? I think not.

All you have to do is make conan space marine sherlock holmes figure out and kill monster of the week? How is it this hard to print money?

Man who found it all so tiresome finds himself even more tired than previously thought.

If the opinions of musicians and actors were worth a shit they would have a career telling those opinions rather than being musicians and actors

new progressive transgender character: men can give birth too, cishet scum!
xenos: everyone can give birth.

Good thing he did this before the election.

Just get more boosters and you won’t have to wait faggot

Dafuq are the guardians?
I haven’t followed sportsball for half a decade now

Well he's less retarded than our current one.

THE SUPREME COURT DOESN'T GET TO PASS LEGISLATION THAT'S WHAT THE LEGISLATURE IS FOR YOU DUMB SHIT

do nothing to fix the problems at the root of last election's shennanigans

Wow how could this be happening again?

So he hid the flag in the drop box

That's Mister Presidankula

How dare you.

"I was only pretending to be retarded!"

"randomly aping out of place storybeats from LOTR and GOT didn't disguise our giant feminist suppository enough for viewers to accept it so now we're gonna copy stuff from two other shows they liked too"

Mr. Musk: I bring you peace
Angry mob: he brings peace, break his legs!

adjection elephancy

maybe she’s mongolian

This is called a musou game.
Other ones I can think of, Drakenguard, Hyrule Warriors, Dragon Quest Heroes, some of the senran kaguras but Dynasty Warriors still the og

Puscunt

climate change

TRY
TRY
TRY AGAIN
HEAD FIRST THIS TIME
DIVE RIGHT IN!

Don’t eunuchs still got them DNA things?

I'd love an accurate one about the African World War