Just take old Hercules scripts, find-replace Hercules with Geralt and Iolaus with Dandelion, and film the exact same episodes with the exact same characters + have the hot babes occasionally dump them out.
Now listen here, you little shit, we don't do that anymore. Rehashing old stuff I can accept (as long as it's for Modern Audiences), but hot babes are a non-starter, you fucking Nazi bigot.
All you have to do is make conan space marine sherlock holmes figure out and kill monster of the week? How is it this hard to print money?
Just take old Hercules scripts, find-replace Hercules with Geralt and Iolaus with Dandelion, and film the exact same episodes with the exact same characters + have the hot babes occasionally dump them out.
Now listen here, you little shit, we don't do that anymore. Rehashing old stuff I can accept (as long as it's for Modern Audiences), but hot babes are a non-starter, you fucking Nazi bigot.
My favorite joke about Netflix’s The Witcher: I hope the show does really well so that Geralt can get his own spin-off.