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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes her the perfect Lara Croft then.

Lara Croft as she was envisioned in the '90s had a distinctive silhouette despite her simple character design. But ever since her retool in the 2010s, she looks like a regular chick who would immediately disappear if you placed her into a crowd. Just like Sophie Turner here.

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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firing squad for these guys I say. Using the exact same weapons they're treating like toys.

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FromTheShadows 8 points ago +8 / -0

They also gave it a long and sophisticated name to make it sound like a valid language, and not a disgusting perversion of English spoken by uneducated, subhuman, retarded thugs and which is meant to be denote only anger and aggression, not gratitude, humility, compassion, or thought.

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FromTheShadows 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think she did. She's just throwing together random strings of English words she was taught to memorize phonetically in hopes of getting a banana if she vocalizes the correct ones.

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FromTheShadows 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look, Koko the gorilla is totally communicating! Give her her treat. She is SO SMRT, isn't she?

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FromTheShadows 8 points ago +8 / -0

The correct response. No one who starts asking about or demanding alphabet people in it is ever doing so in good faith. They're only looking to mark their territory all over it or start a fight.

I hope the devs don't fold. And that the game's controls aren't ass (which they look like they will be).

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FromTheShadows 14 points ago +14 / -0

It starts out looking reasonable. Then a few months later, Microsoft changes their policy and now makes it so you need to watch two more minutes of ads every half-hour or so. Then ad sessions double. And more of them become more about spewing political propaganda in your face than selling you a product. Eventually, you get fed up and cough up the money to switch to a higher-tier service without ads, but then Microsoft begins forcing you through them on the paid services as well. And the next thing you know, Microsoft's competitors are forcing commercials on you as well because they all saw how they were doing and realized it worked because suckers everywhere bought it hook, line, and sinker. And now gaming is irreversibly changed forever for the worst. Again.

There are some things where a hard line NEEDS to be drawn.

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FromTheShadows 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Old age and treachery always triumph over youth and a smart mouth.

Sounds like a threat. That you're ready and willing to send the youthful cadets you claim to be so connected with to their deaths if they annoy you so much. Or hell, even if they don't.

"A smart mouth isn't worth a damn."

Pretty rich coming from a people who make everything sarcastic, ironic, and quippy because they're so allergic to genuine feeling, emotion, and seriousness. All while quoting and praising a notorious smartass satirist like Oscar Wilde.

Anyway, they're not making their ideal "post-scarcity" Communist utopia future look so ideal when they still need to subject their students to humiliation rituals like this. Means they haven't drilled it into society's head yet.

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FromTheShadows 7 points ago +7 / -0

There've been cases of mothers adopting their own children out so they can better pursue their careers and/or activism. And I'm sure there are some who have some simp they'd be happy to dump their bastards on while they go attend the next riot five states away. The Good bitch who recently got capped, left her 6-year-old son in Kansas City to go harass ICE in Minneapolis.

As we can see, it's not that unrealistic.

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FromTheShadows 11 points ago +11 / -0

Too bad the shops aren't big enough to support those kinds of services. Seriously, it's always annoyed me how cramped those stores always were.

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FromTheShadows 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is a game to them. If her intent was to flee, it was not because she was afraid and panicking, but in a more childish "Uh-oh, playtime's over, time to bail! Every woman for herself, tee-hee!" way

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FromTheShadows 9 points ago +9 / -0

She was just trying to get away while she was being apprehended and a cop was right in front of her vehicle.

Riiiiight.

Sounds as valid as when someone says "I wasn't trying to kill him! I just wanted to beat him up!"

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FromTheShadows 28 points ago +28 / -0

They're just going to use this as an excuse to riot again.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, yuri's pretty niche in Japan. Yaoi is FAR more prevalent and mainstream. Lesbian content there is most assuredly not the small thing pushed to get all the other degeneracy into the door.

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FromTheShadows 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indeed. These are the retards who will knead their hands and say that crap like Fallout, House of the Dragon, the live-action One Piece, and first season of The Witcher were good. Unaware that the seeds are or were obviously planted, or refusing to acknowledge the frequent bait-and-switches in the past.

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FromTheShadows 11 points ago +11 / -0

Been true throughout the past century. In the past, they watched soap operas, garbage shows about constant melodrama and people cheating on each other, going insane as a result of said infidelity, trying to kill one another, and cycling through this whole routine in a show that would last for decades. Now, they watch whatever slop is on streaming, where every show is a soap opera. Only difference between now and then is that there's more slop to consume, but the current slop takes multiple years just to produce less than ten one-hour-long episodes of content.

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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Build it out of statues that look like cows instead, and include speakers playing "moo" sound effects 24-7 for added authenticity. Not a single person will ever go near the wall then, and any who try will be immediately killed for daring to disturb the sacred animals.

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tried (and failed) to stomp her head. Attempted murder right there. Or it would be in a just world.

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FromTheShadows 8 points ago +8 / -0

Careful. She'll glare at you like an 8-year-old child who you refused to buy ice cream for.

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FromTheShadows 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you've been itching for another Elder Scrolls-like experience, I've been hearing good things about Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon. It definitely looks like something that was made to fill in the massive void Bethesda have been leaving in their complacency.

One thing that's especially promising is that the character creator HAS NO BODY TYPE BS! It's male or female! Nothing in between!

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FromTheShadows 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eh, I'm sure if I posted my top 20 movies of the 21st Century, people here would say I have bad taste too. The only thing I'm rolling my eyes at here is Spielberg's West Side Story. That wasn't a movie, that was a virtue-signaling propaganda piece made for the express purpose of excluding White Americans by ensuring they couldn't understand anything being said. Fuck that tinyhat and fuck Tarantino for giving it any level of praise.

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FromTheShadows 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's also using the Fat Girl Angle. As if he thinks that'll make people think he's a woman (or attractive).

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FromTheShadows 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because they view Mud Slimes as poor little innocent darlings that don't know any better and need to be protected from the Evil White Man who hates them for no reason. It's how they've been conditioned their whole life, their maternal instincts redirected away from their children or the children they should want to have, and towards the minorities that are so horribly oppwessed.

They really have no idea how despicable a culture and religion Islam is. And they can't, because they've been conditioned into thinking that all cultures and religions are equal, provided they're not White, European, or Christian.

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FromTheShadows 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the entire reason the humans are going out of their way to repeatedly raid this stupid planet that's light years away is because of a MacGuffin literally called Unobtainium. Which is literally mentioned once almost as an aside, before it's promptly forgotten about. Which shows just how little thought was put into the story and worldbuilding, and that it's all just a big excuse to make Big Bad Wypipo hurting Poor Innocent Natives!

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