How are these people this fucking stupid? Being "updated" in Present Day would almost certainly mean updating graphics that still hold up alright, and making everything kind of faggoty, punctuated by bouts of girl bossiness and maybe lesbianism.
It was a bit clanky on controls. Would not have been bad to update it but should have been a low budget project to fix the controls and maybe get a cool extra mechanic or some cool new boss fight.
the textures themselves are incredibly low res, even if you upscale and play at a much greater resolution than intended the textures will look smudged or blocky (not that it affects gameplay mind you, its just visuals)
i'm a power user and if i can mod an old ass game to improve its visuals i'll absolutely do that.
They would have emasculated the prince, they would have the princess a girlboss, and they would have thrown in something fake and gay somewhere in there.
She would have obviously kicked the Vizier's ass after fixing the hourglass herself and then chastised the Prince for fucking everything up in the first place.
This project was leaked years ago and formally announced a while after. I want to say at least 3 years wasted on development now. Another DEI dev team casualty? How hard can it be to remake an Xbox era title with modern tools?
There was the original, then the sands of time trilogy, then a one off, then we wuz princes, lastly the rogue prince of Persia game (by dead cells people, so a quality game actually if you like that style)
I know nothing about Prince of Persia but I know this is the best outcome.
Sands of Time was one of the best games of that generation. You should find a way to play it. It holds up.
I'm happy it's not being remade by today's Ubisoft.
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Holy shit those comments. Consoomers are fucking pathetic.
How are these people this fucking stupid? Being "updated" in Present Day would almost certainly mean updating graphics that still hold up alright, and making everything kind of faggoty, punctuated by bouts of girl bossiness and maybe lesbianism.
It was a bit clanky on controls. Would not have been bad to update it but should have been a low budget project to fix the controls and maybe get a cool extra mechanic or some cool new boss fight.
its literally on GOG my nigga, it had a PC port fucking ages ago
and yes, there are HD mods for it (so simple even a chimp could install them)
we do not need a "remake" made by queers and indians, we can remaster our own vidya
the textures themselves are incredibly low res, even if you upscale and play at a much greater resolution than intended the textures will look smudged or blocky (not that it affects gameplay mind you, its just visuals)
i'm a power user and if i can mod an old ass game to improve its visuals i'll absolutely do that.
Really? you can mod dolphin ISO's? like that PS4 emulator i've been using remaster bloodborne?
Thanks, Yasuke.
Hallelujaaah, Haaaaalleluuujaaaaahh
Good.
They would have emasculated the prince, they would have the princess a girlboss, and they would have thrown in something fake and gay somewhere in there.
I wonder what happened.
Costs to big or they realized the dev team is going to race swap everyone and no one was going to buy it.
in a rare moment of contemplation, Jewbesoft realized this woke slop won't sell and they'd be just burning money like they did with kangz creed
I wonder if they were having trouble accomplishing some aspect because their dev skill base is so diluted.
So it's basically gatekeeping through skill issue. "Modern problem requires modern solution".
3 actual devs and 500 woke feminists equals 3 devs. So yeah, there's no way they're accomplishing anything impressive anymore.
Oof.
Good.
I shudder to think what they would have done to my Farah.
She would have obviously kicked the Vizier's ass after fixing the hourglass herself and then chastised the Prince for fucking everything up in the first place.
1000x better, chud.
Hourglasses are fat-shaming, bigot!
This project was leaked years ago and formally announced a while after. I want to say at least 3 years wasted on development now. Another DEI dev team casualty? How hard can it be to remake an Xbox era title with modern tools?
Wasn’t that the one with the totally African “Persian”?
Not everything needs a remake anyway. The original one holds up quite well. So creatively stunted they can’t even make a new Prince of Persia game.
No, he looked and sounded Persian. Was a great game too.
Yeah I meant the remake. I liked the original although I haven't played it in a long time. I think I still have the Xbox version
Rogue, or Lost Crown?
Sands
"The Lost Crown"?
Of course the latest in the series just makes him look like a black nigger.
A victory? or a trick of the light?
The good timeline, finally.
This was a Prince of Persia where Persia was a neighbor of Congo, right?
That was a different one. This one was the do the needful saar version.
Just how many Princes of Persia are there? As quality goes down, quantity goes up?
There was the original, then the sands of time trilogy, then a one off, then we wuz princes, lastly the rogue prince of Persia game (by dead cells people, so a quality game actually if you like that style)
I might be missing some.
They probably spent years and millions wokifying it and decided that they would get massacred if they tried to release it.
Replaced real true devs for employers that cant code or work.