AI cannot physically "print" or create crude oil. Oil is a naturally occurring fossil fuel formed over millions of years, and no technology, including AI, can generate it on demand like printing.
However, AI helps simulate, optimize, and enhance oil production, which can increase supply and indirectly lower prices:
Synthetic data generation: AI creates realistic geological and seismic models to improve exploration and reduce drilling risks.
Optimized extraction: AI analyzes real-time data to adjust drilling parameters, improving efficiency and reducing costs.
Predictive maintenance: AI prevents equipment failures, minimizing downtime and production losses.
While AI can help produce oil more efficiently and economically, it does not "print" physical oil.
Actually? You can get oil from other methods too. It's just more expensive. If the price gets high enough for long enough we may see that? But I really doubt it.
Some of the finance bro analysis I've seen from the Straits of Hormuz closure is that investors & industrialists got burned a few generations ago during the Western/OPEC gas crisis of the 70s & 80s.
As in, even though there was rationing & fuel shortages in the West in the 70s, the investors in large, high-input cost expansion projects ended up getting burned later in the 80s when tensions thawed with the Saudis and cheap Tusken Raider oil started flowing again. Making their new projects unfeasible & uncompetitive.
Thats the OP's point I guess by pointing out alberta. They refine oil through the sand there.
To produce one barrel of synthetic oil from surface-mined oil sands, approximately 2 tonnes (about 2,000 kg or 1.8 tons) of tar sands/earth must be mined and moved. This process also consumes 2–5 barrels of water and emits roughly 35–134 kg of
per barrel
I did think though. It's funny because someone figured out a while ago that the human body contains very trace amounts of rare earth metals.
The human body contains trace amounts of various rare and precious metals, including approximately (0.2mg) of gold, along with traces of silver, uranium, and others. While metals make up roughly (2.5%) of body mass, most is common, such as calcium and iron. These trace metals are found in blood and tissues, often in minute, non-functional amounts.
We’re now stuck between a choice of war in the Middle East or buttsex in the streets. Not that I’m convinced that elections at the national level have much of any impact for at least the last 50 years if not longer.
We still have buttsex in the streets though. The choice is more like war in the Middle East and buttsex in the streets, or buttsex in the streets and war the Middle East.
Social net is such a scam.. spend all your life paying into it only to have it cut and given to jeets and rapefugees. This is on top of it being a unsubstainable ponzi scheme.
Gas is up 60 cents in my city from two weeks ago. But it's a small price to pay to affect people I'll never meet in my lifetime in countries 5000 miles away from home! /s
Literally making the argument that spiking gas prices/grocery bills/cost of shipping all consumer goods doesn't matter. Because the only thing that actually matters is the relative percentage of their income/mortgage payment ratio.
ENERGY.. energy can benefit or hurt the most amount of people. Doesnt matter socio economic status, race, gender, age, color, etc etc.
Fucking hell we should be building nuke plants as the first thing in his 2nd term so we can have a good surplus of energy. It would take 8 to 10 years to get nuke plants running so should build them sooner instead of later. If lucky we can have nuke plants up and running by time JD vance is in middle of his 1st term..
Couldnt even wait for the shit oil thats supposed to be flowing from Venezuela to buffer this war. My next grocery bill will probably push me to cutting out beef entirely
Just have AI print more oil.
AI cannot physically "print" or create crude oil. Oil is a naturally occurring fossil fuel formed over millions of years, and no technology, including AI, can generate it on demand like printing.
However, AI helps simulate, optimize, and enhance oil production, which can increase supply and indirectly lower prices:
Synthetic data generation: AI creates realistic geological and seismic models to improve exploration and reduce drilling risks.
Optimized extraction: AI analyzes real-time data to adjust drilling parameters, improving efficiency and reducing costs. Predictive maintenance: AI prevents equipment failures, minimizing downtime and production losses.
While AI can help produce oil more efficiently and economically, it does not "print" physical oil.
Is this a troll or just autism?
Yes
I think an automated bot running some script.
He asked AI to print oil and this is the response it gave him
Actually? You can get oil from other methods too. It's just more expensive. If the price gets high enough for long enough we may see that? But I really doubt it.
Some of the finance bro analysis I've seen from the Straits of Hormuz closure is that investors & industrialists got burned a few generations ago during the Western/OPEC gas crisis of the 70s & 80s.
As in, even though there was rationing & fuel shortages in the West in the 70s, the investors in large, high-input cost expansion projects ended up getting burned later in the 80s when tensions thawed with the Saudis and cheap Tusken Raider oil started flowing again. Making their new projects unfeasible & uncompetitive.
Thats the OP's point I guess by pointing out alberta. They refine oil through the sand there.
I did think though. It's funny because someone figured out a while ago that the human body contains very trace amounts of rare earth metals.
Good thing if you ask me.
Thank you chat gpt 5
God fucking damn it lmao
We’re now stuck between a choice of war in the Middle East or buttsex in the streets. Not that I’m convinced that elections at the national level have much of any impact for at least the last 50 years if not longer.
We still have buttsex in the streets though. The choice is more like war in the Middle East and buttsex in the streets, or buttsex in the streets and war the Middle East.
Can confirm.
Nova scotia premier is currently butt fucking every disabled person in the province by cutting tons of social programs meant for these people.
Social net is such a scam.. spend all your life paying into it only to have it cut and given to jeets and rapefugees. This is on top of it being a unsubstainable ponzi scheme.
I have a personal policy: never take money from the government unless you don't need to.
Problem is the government takes from you anyways.
Plus ethnic replacement through mass immigration.
Elections probably dont matter anymore
There is a third option but its much harder to pull off than voting
A third position if you will
Or a third solution. One that has finality.
Only requires 14 words with an 88% chance of success.
>choice
eh...
What evidence do you have that we get a choice? As far as I can tell, we get both.
If Democrats had any sense, they'd be putting "I did that!" type stickers with Trump and Epstein.
That would imply voting exists, and they have no reason to even bother pretending that anymore.
Oh, they'll pretend. Even Iran pretends.
I had a similar idea of doing that with happy merchant stickers. That's probably pushing it.
You'd get a visit from the pigs for that one.
That would be fucking hilarious!
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2 more weeks goy
Q predicted this.
Trump told Europe the war is over already.
Trump say a lot of things
"Anyone worried about the Epstein hoax (and oil prices) is a democrat"
"Biden sucks at foreign policy and will leads us into war with Iran"
Gas is up 60 cents in my city from two weeks ago. But it's a small price to pay to affect people I'll never meet in my lifetime in countries 5000 miles away from home! /s
There are shills on several sites unironically saying "if $1 a gallon more for gas wrecks your budget, maybe you don't need to be an American."
But also "we can't investigate Epstein, it would crash the economy"
Crashing the usury-bloated economy would lower gas prices.
I've seen some of those bots on Twitter as well.
Literally making the argument that spiking gas prices/grocery bills/cost of shipping all consumer goods doesn't matter. Because the only thing that actually matters is the relative percentage of their income/mortgage payment ratio.
I'm assuming the 60 cents is per gallon? In burger units?
Regular gasoline is up about 25 cents/L in these parts, which is just under a dollar per gallon.
There was a time last week when it was consistently rising 5 cents everytime I passed by the service station.
Let the Goyem take the risks. We'll get rich off Oil Futures...
ENERGY.. energy can benefit or hurt the most amount of people. Doesnt matter socio economic status, race, gender, age, color, etc etc.
Fucking hell we should be building nuke plants as the first thing in his 2nd term so we can have a good surplus of energy. It would take 8 to 10 years to get nuke plants running so should build them sooner instead of later. If lucky we can have nuke plants up and running by time JD vance is in middle of his 1st term..
So never?
The problem with this solution is that it's a solution to a problem.
Doctors dont want people to never be sick again.
Police officers dont want a crime free society.
Firefighters dont want arsonists to dissapear.
I have bad news for you.
Damn son. Soon Americans will be paying half of what Europeans pay. But how much will Europeans pay?
Couldnt even wait for the shit oil thats supposed to be flowing from Venezuela to buffer this war. My next grocery bill will probably push me to cutting out beef entirely
Oil is plunging now, the war will end soon according to Zion Don
what the fuck?
On the headline that Trump is ending the war soon
Orange man is nothing if not slippery...
Newspaper cat: i should stockpile fuel