Don't be a covid carl
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Yes, double down Scott.
It's weirdly hard to figure out how ironic the whole thing is supposed to be with knowledge of the context that the author does, in fact, have turbo cancer right now.
He's so mindbroken I can't even really figure out what level of reality he's operating on. Is the punchline supposed to be that this pureblood guy is intent on repeating... wrong things? Or is the joke that unvaxxed people repeat a correct thing too often??
Like you say a guy who literally has cancer wrote that punchline. If you're a pedantic vaxxed-up faggot, one can quibble over whether or not Scott Adams got cancer from the jab, but that doesn't change a thing about the fact that Scott himself worries that that was the cause. We know he worries because he said he was worried about that very thing years ago when his health issues started, and he and everyone else are lying when they pretend there's no reason to draw that association now.
Covid Carl must be his conscience.
Conscience.
Conscious is what you are when you're awake/not unconscious. Conscience is the voice in your head telling you to do the right thing.
(Not to be confused with the ones telling you to burn everything down. That's just schizophrenia.)
Yes that one. Thanks!
Isn't the point of the Dilbert character that he's a beta doormat that everyone else walks all over
He sounds bitter.
At least he could make fun of himself.
Didn't he pretend to admit that all the conspiracy analysts were right about Covid the whole time a few months back?
The people who raged and frothed at the mouth over us not getting jabbed, who said we should be arrested and forced to get jabbed, who said we should be cast out like lepers, who said we deserved the long slow agonizing death that awaited us... Are mad that we're questioning their judgement and sanity.
I can't recall what kind of fallacy he's propping up in that comic, but my brain recognizes it anyways. What a dork, hope the turbo cancer works out for him.
They're also the ones claiming we're obsessed with having not been retards and being purebloods.
The "Covid Carl" thing is a massive strawman, from the outset. Most people don't talk like that; it's extremely rare.
I do love how "You sound vaccinated" gets under the skin of the people who, yeah, got vaccinated, though.
There are at least half a dozen logical fallacies at play here. Straw-man, No True Scotsman, false dilemma, appeal to authority, appeal to emotion, bandwagoning, etc.
At least try to be funny.
He is.
It's almost as if there are reasons for vex skeptics to be potentially hostile to those who have derided them for years.
How sad for him to pour his feels onto Dilbert.
We didn't get merely derided. We were stripped of our human rights. Here the government intended to put us all on a list and apply a special tax to the unvaccinated.
The government intended to extend the entry bans to grocery stores and pharmacies before the backlash and ''lockdown fatigue'' made them scrap everything, even masks.
''Polls'' before the mask mandate was lifted claimed 70%+ would still wear a mask. On the day it ended, mask wearing was about 10%.
I haven't seen a mask in weeks.
I'm mainly referring to Adams, though I don't know if he supported those policies.
There are more morons on one side than the other.
The existence of morons that agree with us doesn't change that.
that's not even close to the point of the comic I think
and I say this as someone who never got jabbed in a place with strict vaccine passports
That makes no sense. "It's raining right now" Dude, the 4th panel shows a complete clear sky. From the looks of it, Dilbert absolutely has a turbo cancer lol.
''You have cancer right now.''
You sound vaccinated.
Sounds double vaccinated.
He's literally butthurt from the turbo cancer in his ass
Not taking the Covid jab was declared to be our personality, because the rest of you became totalitarians who would physically attack people for not wearing a mask. You made us persona non-grata, wanted our banks to shut us out, threatened to take our kids away, and wanted us in prison because we were "killing people" by not taking an experimental drug that was literally one of the single most harmful "vaccines" (had to change the definition of a vaccine to call it that) in history.
Now we want you to simply acknowledge that you were wrong, and answer for the crimes you committed or tolerated before you inevitably do it again. If you aren't held accountable, you will do it again because you learned nothing.
"Don't let Covid vaccine refusal become your personality"
2 People in Victoria, Australia self-immolated in protest of the lockdowns because of how violent and extreme they had become. I don't care that you think walking away from one of the greatest crimes against humanity since Mao's famine should be easy. Accountability must be had.
Pureblood? You're goddamn right.
inb4 I get paid to nut in medical sample containers. Blood's already premium.
Do you even vax?
Is ... is he the covid carl? That's the only way that works.
You can't be double post modern ironic like that or you double back into walking back the things you said.
His "you didn't eat manure, but it was a guess! You couldn't have known! I'm not bad at making decisions!" is the most hilarious cope. It's gonna be a real shame when the turbo cancer gets him.
Scott Adams is trying to compete with Pirate Software for biggest lolcow of 2025, I see.