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Illegal stages a robbery on himself in public so he can get a visa. Bystander shoots the pretend robber. Robbers wife demands justice. Deport them all (twitter.com)
posted 2 years ago by evilplushie 2 years ago by evilplushie +71 / -0
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– BlueDrache 50 points 2 years ago +50 / -0

Niggers have no sense of consequences.

Play stupid games ..............

Also ... it didn't "go wrong" ... it went how it's supposed to go in a perfect world.

Good guy with gun stops bad guy committing crime.

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– ernsithe 29 points 2 years ago +29 / -0

Good guy, Jesus Vargas, who fled because he was on probation.

Perfect might be a little much. But not as bad as usual.

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– BlueDrache 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

Ok ... I'll settle for "Better guy with gun stops bad guy."

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– Tundinator 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

because he was on probation

This should not preclude your right to both defend yourself (possession of the gun) and to actually make a good difference in your society.

Fuck the stupid parole system.

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– GamingTheSystem-01 47 points 2 years ago +47 / -0

Why is there a crime victim visa? Why are we incentivizing crime? We need mandatory game theory education camps for politicians so we can at least know if this shit is intentional.

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– FrozeInFear 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0

Why is there a crime victim visa?

According to wiki, it is intended for the victim to aid with police investigation/prosecution if they ordinarily can't stay here. The wiki page has a section about visa fraud, which was apparently updated to include this recent instance (edited out of the excerpt below):

Abuse of the U-visa often occurs when immigrant applicants stage crimes in order to obtain eligibility. Fake crime victims may pay thousands of dollars to obtain U-visa eligibility, while business venues involved in the scheme are also paid to host the fake crimes. [...]
A 2022 Department of Homeland Security Office of Inspector General report concluded that the U-visa program was mismanaged and susceptible to fraud, with fraudulent petitioners gaining U-visa benefits while legitimate victims had to wait for years. The report surveyed 57 law enforcement agencies across the United States and concluded that the U-visa program is not helpful for solving crimes, with 61% of respondents stating that the U-visa program did not significantly improve their ability to investigate and solve crimes. 54% of respondents also believed that U-visa petitioners abuse the program.

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– GloboHomoErectus 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

Put them on a fucking zoom call from Mexico, there is no need for them to attend court.

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– Assassin47 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

That's a great idea for asylum/visa seekers in general. They could call it "modernizing immigration solutions for the digital age". Maybe throw in "AI" or other buzzwords to better sell it. We have embassies all over the world. There's literally no reason for anyone to physically cross a border without permission.

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– Ricky_CIA 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0

Because liberals are faggots.

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– 1776ReasonsWhy 46 points 2 years ago +46 / -0

Nobody's been talkin' 'bout the main issue here, and that's gun laws

STUPID. FUCKING. MONKEY.

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– ParadigmShift2070 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

that uncanny valley micro head twitch

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– 83671R18 23 points 2 years ago +23 / -0

Deport? Naw. They'll just come back.

You'll need the big catapult for this one.

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– BlueDrache 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

https://c.tenor.com/efme61F5H4oAAAAC/tenor.gif

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– 83671R18 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

WE NEED TO GO WIDER.

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– deleted 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0
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– ModsAreAIDS 22 points 2 years ago +22 / -0

Bittersweet. Happy would be if the dead nigger's dumb bitch babymama was forcefully sterilized too.

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
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– Vivs3rdSock 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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– Ricky_CIA 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

Deportation via trebuchet.

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– RoulerBleu 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Oh my God, trebuchet. <3 <3 <3

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– Devidose 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

Alexa, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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– realerfunction 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

why does "a special visa for crime victims" exist?

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– AgnosticTemplar 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

I hope that dumb cunt of a wife is victimized by an illegal and nobody comes to her aid.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

It is a pretty stupid idea to shoot at a fleeing person. few juries will side with you, even if the person shot had just committed a crime.

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– deleted 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0
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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

you are welcome to decry the morality of it all as they clap your ass in jail. I find it more practical to be familiar with the reality of the situation.

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– RoulerBleu 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

And nothing of value was lost.

Deport them all, the girlfriend and nigglet too.

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– norwegianwikin 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

The only truly sad thing is the defender was on probation and will likely get in troubles for carrying.

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