You killed God and all you got was...
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I can only imagine that was an advertisement for the Belle Delphine sex doll.
That makes sense, come to think of it.
I mean, reddit is as fake and gay as a lot of posts on 4chan and such a post even coming here should be an indicator for its attention rage bait. Honest to God don't think this happened. This is also indirect demoralisation, not by OP here but OP on reddit. Don't believe all the shit, there's degens out there but the Internet makes it seem like everyone is.
She is an excellent self-promoter
Advertisement likely. Boosted too, and a bunch of people took the bait.
There's one main point and one side point to this:
The main point, women, QUIT POSTING YOUR Ls ONLINE!! It went past funny years ago to the point that I think most women on social media are masochists!
The side point, Belle delphine really? I'd leave him for his shit taste more than anything, not even Tifa, 2B or some succubus character, yesterday's ethot?
You know what, she was sad enough to post this online so you deserve each other if this is real, in terms of Reddit relationship posts this is only slightly less cringey than the guy that said he fucks to the beat of this
We wouldn't even know about the Dog Pill if not for women posting their Ls. It's amplified as a demoralization tactic, but it originated from them.
What are the actual stats? I'm genuinely curious because I have no idea where the fuck to find them tbh
One wonders if she has a little vibrating friend or sexual aid in her drawer. I do wonder why women's sex toys are treated as normal and mainstream but male sex aids are seen as desperate, creepy, and gross. I wonder if anyone notices the double standard?
There is a large difference between a sex toy and a plastic mannequin with a sex toy attached that costs a TAX RETURN level of money.
Any goblin that buys that can never actually qualify as a man.
You don't understand. It's his tax refund. What's his is hers, and what's hers is hers, so obviously that money should be going into her engagement ring that she will get to pawn off after she divorce rapes him. Pawn shops don't take used sex dolls so she's just protecting her human wallet.
I think we can draw a line at a sex toy crafted in another woman's likeness. That is needlessly antagonistic towards his wife-to-be.
I'm not sure how it all works but if someone is going to pay sex doll money and decides, instead of an idealized figure of his perfect dream girl he decides to get the likeness of a washed-up post-wall e-thot, he's probably one of those people who can't imagine what an apple looks like from the word alone.
It's a back massager.
I usually take these kinds of Reddit threads with a high degree of skepticism.
Coming up with amusing, ludicrous, or otherwise entertaining fake stories and "tall tales" is an old staple of humanity, and it's only carried over to the extreme with online boards like 4chan, SomethingAwful, and of course Reddit.
Just like advice columns whose stories are made up by the advice writer who is some dirty old lady who dreams up incest stories. Like Pro Wrestling, you accept it for what it is (or don't),
The guy is obviously a tad compulsive about Belle Daphne. But how sad that he has a 24 year old prime female sex partner and he wants to fuck pleather.
>redditor
>prime female sex partner
k.
He's prob a borderline nonce, 24 is a little old for his tastes.
Just looked it up and this Belle girl is also 24. Seems like just a degenerate. Hard to imagine his girl is anything but a ham beast or danger hair if she is with someone like this and puts up with them subbing to onlyfans.
Just what I was thinking.
I'm not willing to go to Reddit and look at the comments, but has anyone else? I imagine they actually might reflect the top comment here and think it's fake.
There is "it's fake" comment in every Reddit comment section
Top comment.
So anyone with a better grounding in female psychology than me want to try and explain why she's so determined to be so devoted to this guy?
Do we think she's a 2/10 or is something else going on?
when a woman decides she wants you she'll burn her whole life down and every other relationship she has to be with you. do what you want. be there for you.
So what you're saying is that the Belle Delphine sexbot enjoyer is somehow also a Chad.
Likely so. Women allow the top tier of men to break rules while your average man has to obey the rules and below average men don't have rules because they're ghosts who don't exist in their minds.
I think it's more that women be crazy. the craziest women I've seen are not hot, and the subjects of their affections are equally sad looking.
If you want the sexual economics, what I'm saying is she could be a 5 and he's a 2, yeah.
Think about a pecking order. The submissive ones don't have to worry too much as they just wait their turn. The aggressive ones intend to push, so it's no biggie to them. The ones in the middle may be confused.
This is viral marketing for the Belle Delphine sex doll, but she's always been exceptionally good at marketing herself.
Exactly what I said. I mean after I read the article and before i read the thread.
Literally everything on popular subreddits is creative writing, ad spam, or AI. Fuck, even on this site half the posts are propaganda, either intentionally posted or uncritically repeated.
Start acting like the doll, put out more and shut up.
Ok I looked it up because I thought Belle had "retired" but it looks nothing like her.
TLDR: girlfriend isn't putting out, simp would rather spend money on a sex doll effigy of an E-thot in order to get some.
(I still think these Reddit threads are actually started by low-effort sociology students for 'research' purposes.)
To the title of the post, I look at what goes on around me, and I just can't imagine that the Amish are really worse off than this disaster of secular culture the rest of us live in.
Well I need a little more information. Is the girlfriend a prudy bitch and he feels some weird need to get a sex doll instead of give her a ring? Assuming this isn’t fake, lots of relationship red flags are showing up. It took me forever to find an amazing woman like my wife and yet this dude openly admits to fucking a doll and lusts over another woman and their relationship is still ok? Just all around extremely weird
Tell me you’re a morbidly obese land whale dating an autistic simp without telling me that …
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A what?
I bet that got some responses. Good creative writing exercise and/or ad.
Solution: Use the money for an engagement ring, pink wig, gallon of makeup, and some e-girl clothes.
Everyone's a winner. Kids these days don't know how to solve their own problems.