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A man owns that tape measure. And he will never be a woman.
Also, if they have their own tools, why would they burrow from a weirdo instead?
Burrowing the werido would solve the problem though.
What are the odds that everyone just knows that "Roberta" with the pink tape measure is a neurotic psycho and not worth interacting with?
in the face of being asked to refer to ""Roberta"" by his ""chosen pronouns"", his coworkers have chosen to not refer to him at all.
I have a pink tool set. It was on sale.
It's probably poor quality considering it was never intended to see use.
That made me chortle.
Do you wear a tutu and ballet slippers while using it? You know, because they were "on sale"?
(Just yanking your chain by the way)
No, but you can see the pink lacy thong in his plumber's crack.
What kind of Walmart do you shop at?
Well, the normal kind, I guess:
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/adult-tutus
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/ballet-slippers
Also, I generally do not buy tools at Walmart.
I had no idea.
I buy basic tools at Walmart because it's hard to screw that up.
The sexy kind apparently
True story, an adult sized tutu has a meaning in Florida. The older folks areas put on a tutu or loofa on the car if they want sex.
i bought pink slippers because they looked most comfortable
It's not because it's pink. It's because they know what you've used it for.
I am just as happily surprised as you.
Because they know if they touch that tape, they'll never hear the end of it.
Yeah, I wouldn't touch it either knowing who owns it...
Because anyone that actually uses tools knows all those pink tools suck. Seriously, they are shit. Yeah, that can even matter with a tape measure. Tape measures have different features.
In Scotland they transition as soon as they enter court on rape charges.
And the woke establishment agrees with it :
https://x.com/paulembery/status/1617969609331859458
This is one of the few things I agree with the globalists on. Women voted for this shit, so we should give them what they want, long and hard.
The problem is women lack the part of the brain that can process cause and effect so they will never "get it".
Also, these are women who managed to get into prison. They almost certainly deserve anything that happens to them.
I have met a few women in the trades, and they would never be seen with anything girly, and certainly not a pink measuring tape.
Getting an axe wound in the crotch at the Frankenshop dosen't make you a woman.
Of course they get another one. That one is "for women".
This is goofy and nonsensical. I couldn't get angry, only laugh at the flag troon who thought the idea made sense in their head.
I have pink earbuds because my blue pair broke and the pink were the only ones left on sale. They've served me well this past year.
I also play Kirby games and Dixie Kong is one of my favorite DK characters. Turns out pink is just a color. Who knew?
...I'll still prefer orange or blue if the opportunity presents itself, of course. I'm only human.
Pink is light red. It was associated with male children in many cultures, deepening to darker red as they age, for men are the gender of blood. Like many things, it was appropriated over time.
I like rainbows and I’m not gay or Christian. I just like color damn it
If it doesn't have fractions, I don't want it. My eyes are shit and I don't want to fuck up my markings.
Only tangential but I like the idea of color-coded tools, so you can buy a set of all one color theme and you always know which tools are yours. Obviously can't work well with thing like a socket but still.
non sequitur, also gay
I posted while very tired.
im using my tape no matter what cause your tape is shit (the way i feel about most tools tbh)