OJ Simpson dies from cancer
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He can rest easy, now that his wife's killer has been brought to justice.
This joke is dedicated to Norm Macdonald.
I heard that in Norm’s voice
I was definitely thinking WWNS when I was writing it.
You win today
If the casket don't fit, you must acquit!
If the casket does fit, you must obit!
Have you heard about Cancer's new book?
If I Did It
Because an innocent man writes such a book. Couldn’t believe that
I'm ghoulish enough that I wonder if he said anything about the murders on his death bed
Now I'm released from my sacred bond to find the true culprits.
I wonder that as well. I hope he knew the Lord or someone talked to him about Jesus
Jesus Christ never knew this negro.
Daily reminder Negros reportedly blindly defended him because he was black.
Many such cases!
OJ was the proto-dindu. The funny thing is that nowadays most blacks readily acknowledge that he did it.
Kind of a strange guy really settled down after playing football never really did much after that. I wonder what he will be remembered for
His Alamo commercials, of course
Except for that guy he robbed in Vegas over sports memorabilia. Found guilty on all 12 charges. Sentenced to 33 yrs, he was released on parole early. Very early.
I saw that. I wanted him to be innocent when he was arreste because I loved the naked gun movies but looking at the case at the very least he was involved somehow. Most likely he had help.
Yeah, from a jury full of niggers who think white people deserve to be murdered.
The OJ trial was definitely a significant racial (re-)awakening moment for many white people.
It was definitely one of the first events to knock the "colorblind" right out of me. I grew up in an all white area, so I thankfully got to learn from the mistakes of others rather than from personal experience.
Terrible jury aside I meant help killing. Plus prosecutors did a lousy job.
Wait, do you mean the defence who got OJ the not guilty verdict or did you mean the prosecutors were bad at their job?
Prosecutors. I would’ve never had Furhman testify or had OJ try on the glove. Seemed to be enough to convict without that. Granted this is all hindsight and that jury was horrible. Defense did what it was paid to do and distract the jury but like I said I think that Jury was worse than Chauvin’s jury
Ah ok, just needed clarification since terrific made it seem like you were praising the prosecution
When the joke for years was when in trouble, get OJ's lawyers. Then it became Michael Jackson's lawyers but that was COMPLETELY different.
I love MJ/Jackson 5 and while I think the guy was weird a lot of those accusations had holes in them. You ever check out Razor Fist’s video? Granted I don’t know for sure but the more prominent accusations lacked substance. Rush Limbaugh also poked holes in that first accusation
I remember one of Razorfist's videos can't remember them all might have to rewatch them.
I remember him talking with Robert Barnes once and discussing that the placing of the civil case before the Criminal case is why Jackson got tarred as a pedo because he settled the civil (which the media spun as guilt) to ensure prosecution had NOTHING to twist going into Criminal.
Yeah, I think MJ was weird but probably not guilty, or at least nowhere near as guilty as the narrative (which isn't even backed by facts and is pure spin) suggests.
Funny thing is, I think Cosby was hugely exaggerated too.
It's a real shame the retarded and evil media prop up black piece of shit criminals like most of those involved in police shootings they spin up, while also throwing famous blacks (and everyone else, to be fair) under the bus so the mainstream narrative becomes they're guilty as hell. It's a weird dichotomy. Now, to be fair, I could be wrong about MJ and/or Cosby, but it's still a troubling pattern.
There's much more evidence that the venerated Floyds and Trayvons of the world were pieces of shit than that MJ or Cosby are. It's massively frustrating on both ends; people shouldn't be immediately assumed guilty in the court of public opinion, and proven scumbags shouldn't be protected from criticism.
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RIP. His twitter account was sharp.
Was he the first case of juries letting a black man walk because of their anti-white racism?
No way it was the first time it happened. Voir dire isn't new and defense attorneys aren't stupid. Race is one of the first things they look at when selecting a jury.
Jury selection is probably the most important part of the trial.
I wonder if he left behind a "I did it, suckers" dead man switch just to tweak people from hell.
I won't rest until I find the true culprit of his death.
It’s weird, on one hand I know that he’s not a good person but on the other hand, he was such a fixture in the 90s that it feels like another piece of 90s pop culture is now gone. At least with Simpson most people will agree that he’s a killer and we don’t have the knob slobbering that we had with Kobe Bryant.
I got a pretty good laugh over the Kobe rape stuff being trolled everywhere by feminists after his death at least. It's always a good time when lefties decide to eat each other.
Vaxxed?
I have no idea
“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”
I loved reading the comments on his X posts. 🔪🔪
“Hey twitter world, yours Truly“
He literally got away with murder and good for him.
Reminds me of my favorite OJ joke...
Q: What's OJ's password to his bank account?
A: / / \ $$ ESC (read as: slash slash backslash dollars dollars escape)