Preppers don't have livestock
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"Build this butchery or I'll shoot you"
"Take care of these animals or I'll shoot you"
"Make medicine or I'll shoot you"
"Fix this wound or I'll shoot you"
Look I know I'm expecting too much from American tumblrite leftists, but come on, surely you understand power dynamics?
Dude I don't even expect liberals to understand gravity. These are people who think human biology is a nefarious plot cooked up to oppress perverts.
"All political power comes from the barrel of a gun." -Chairman Mao
"Are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch?" -Froody Dudey
On this episode of "actual liberals or an AI pretending to be retarded?"
And here I thought the game was hard enough with exaggerated satire.
We'll never know because OP is a .jpg posting faggot who didn't provide a link.
My money is on Froody here never going more than 2 miles outside of whatever city he lives in, and never meeting someone IRL who did any actual prepping. I know multiple people who raise chickens, and I've got a full-on dairy farm (with an accompanying store) within walking distance of where I live. And I know a guy who leads hiking tours where he literally points out medicinal plants and their uses.
The weapons are (outside of hunting, of course) just to keep Froody and Co from stealing everything people spent their lives working to build.
Froody here is repeating tropes he's seen on the netflixes and amazons rather than anything he's seen in reality.
Almost. Leftists have 0 understanding of people outside their direct experience. He thinks preppers are him, but stupider and with guns. He doesn't farm animals, know herbology or medicine, so he thinks they don't either. He would only ever buy food for long term storage, so can't imagine that they grew and canned their own produce.
Leftism 101: project your failings and insecurities on your enemy.
My prepping plans revolve around civil war, and revolve around either actually participating or immediately fleeing the country if I cannot for some reason.
I have nothing.
Keeping him outside of my space or inside his space, same difference
It's very simple:
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day
Teach a man to fish and he feeds for a lifetime
Put a gun to the man who knows how to fish and YOU eat for a lifetime because you have a gun.
Plus hard to say the state of the world after especially if regimes decide to use nuclear/chemical/biological weapons in their dying breath. Makes farming impossible till the fallout decreases.
the lifetime being "until you go to sleep".
That's what dungeons are for..
So that's why the dark lord had a huge dungeon...
to lock up all the fishermen, apparently
Read "The Gulag Archipelago" for how your opinion works out in real life.
The Bolsheviks killed all the Kulaks because the Communists were sociopathic genocidal maniacs (and still are). This lead to the deaths of tens of millions of human beings due to starvation.
@SoctaticMethod1 is taking the alternative approach - as has also been tried countless times. But his approach actually works. It's called slavery.
And if you're wondering how to avoid all this? Stop fucking with people and leave them alone. Stop indoctrinating children - although it's a little to late for this, isn't it Rabbi?
This isn't Resident Evil, dumbass.
Any prepper worth his salt will keep some bottles of high-proof alcohol, whether for barter, disinfecting wounds, or simply drinking your problems away after the collapse.
My grandmother lived next door to some survivalist preppers for years.
They had chickens and everything.
Then Hurricane Harvey flooded it all away.
So much for prep
I grew up in a part of Iowa where you can be driving down the road and you get this nagging sensation that something is wrong and then it hits you.
"Oh, right. None of these houses have wires."
Wires? You mean power lines?
Yes. Also phones.
In a few places where amish homes are bunched together the county has put up phones on poles that can just dial 911 in the hope that the amish will use them.
I recall maybe a decade ago a utility was trying to trench a fiber optic line along a road and every amish house they went past they had issues. The amish don't take kindly to concepts like utility easements along right of ways.
I always thought the Amish were just in Pennsylvania, since one of their nicknames is "the Pennsylvania Dutch."
There are major settlements in Ohio and Iowa. Generally the further west you get the more accepting individual communities become of technology. In Iowa, they'll own tractors, they might use gas for heating and cooking, and if non-amish mennonites offer a community van service, they'll use it.
You come across lots of buggies while driving in southern MN.
It gets weirder. About half of them aren't even Dutch. The amish showed up before Germany was united, so the word Deutsch was pronounced differently by Kingdome. So they just all went by Dutch.
Froody is sneering at people for not being fully self-sufficient, as if giving yourself an extra month or two to be rescued or to get a more sustainable set up going is worth nothing.
Yeah, most preppers are doing it for a few months, not a lifetime. They have other materials prepped for the aftermath.
"Prepper" seems to conjure up images of Fallout and the apocalypse, when regular shit like hurricanes or earthquakes are enough to create societal breakdown, however temporary.
You think you're going to call DoorDash or pay with a fucking credit card when the grid is down?
If shit hits the fan this guy would get eaten on day 4.
"you are the livestock"
People prepare for different things in different ways. But this person clearly learned everything they know from television sitcoms.
he doesn't understand those preppers. they're prepping for nuclear armageddon.
I aM sMaRt. I mAkE tHiNgS gO.
Why not both? Guns AND cows!
Just make sure to separate the two.
https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI
Lies.
What a cunt to assume preppers don't also do that stuff.
The first step in any collapse scenario is civil unrest and a break down of law and order. You need to be able to survive the immediate threat to your life that will occur. It's like when you're camping - your first priority should be shelter because you can live for weeks without food or days without water but the cold can kill you in minutes.
In a full on irreversible collapse that leads to the end of the petrochemical industry, there will be no more fertilizer. Without synthetic fertilizer, there won't be enough food to feed everyone who is alive today. Estimates are that 2 billion people will die, but it's probably more than that because a breakdown in transportation would also make markets less efficient with local shortages all over. So you'd have to survive up to a 50% cull that would take place over a year or so.
On the more sensible range of things, small scale disasters happen all the time. Hurricanes, ice storms, power grid failures, tsunamis, riots, the draft, you name it. So being able to eat when there's no power for a week, or chasing off a mob or two will get you through the most likely scenarios.