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Here's a random question for December. If Santa Claus were real at what age would he stop delivering toys?
posted 2 years ago by Mpetey123 2 years ago by Mpetey123 +15 / -0
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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

If we're going by the hypothetical, probably after puberty, because you stop asking for toys as much and start wishing for an non crazy member of the opposite sex. If he has the magic to travel round the world delivering presents, maybe he has the power to find us none batshit insane women.

Non hypothetical, when they discover their parents were doing it, then it's best to let them in especially if they have younger siblings so that they can play along with the parents to not spoil if for the younger ones.

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– Indipendepede 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

It's a funny thought to think Christmas is his seasonal job, but the rest of the year he plays cupid. Not too sure I'd like to imagine him dressed as a cherub, though [shudder].

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– SoctaticMethod1 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

See you'd go there

Me, I'd imagine him dressed as an old school gangster since he'd be a guy's fixer for relationships lol

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– FutaCumDiet 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

start wishing for an non crazy member of the opposite sex

"What color do you want your dragon?"

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– Cyberguy64 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

If Santa, the magical gift giver, existed for real, he'd probably give gifts to the people who hold onto their belief, regardless of age. After all, it's in his best interest to maintain the Christmas Spirit, as it's also his power supply. The problem, like with real life, is people would get jaded by the darkness of the world, and find ways to rationalize his gifts away, or secure themselves so tightly that he couldn't get in to deliver them.

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– SR388-SAX 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I dunno. I think a lot of us follow evidence. If presents magically appeared under my tree every year that had no other explanation, I'd count that as pretty good evidence that some supernatural entity was putting them there.

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– Assassin47 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

Never. I need a new private jet.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

thems the questions of heretics. Repent ye non-believer! Hail Santa!

Also, Merry Christmas

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– deleted 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0
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– acp_k2win 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

just before puberty

because that is the hard line when parents can no longer both protect the children's innocence and having to explain the messy, often dark world

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– GuestAccount69 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

At the age when the kid starts to wonder why Santa is black and/or a woman now. If they're old enough to look for answers, they're old enough to be taught to HATE!

Merry Christmas!

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– Smith1980 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Maybe he adjusts with age. Like this year he could give me a bundle of classic sci-fi books

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– Piroko 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Santa is real.

From a certain point of view.

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– dagthegnome 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

To be fair, Saint Nicholas lived in the 4th century, so if he hasn't got arthritis by now he'll probably be fine.

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– IamM 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0
  1. If you're too old to trick or treat, you're too old to get santa gifts.
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– Vicious_snek6 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

What do you mean 'if he were real'?

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– ThePipeGuy 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Come on bro. It's current year. The real question is simple.

Is Santa black?

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– Shill4Hire 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Probably 7 or 8 or so.

Santa doesn't give gifts to naughty children, and most children, and most adults, likely don't qualify for his generosity. You'd need to be young enough to simultaneously not know better, and still be allowed/able to act better.

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– Grumman 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Probably when you stop asking for things without a specific origin. If a kid wants a wooden train then Santa and the elves can make it in-house, but if you ask for a G.I. Joe or a Harry Potter novel then Santa can't really give you that unless he's secretly operating out of China.

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– AntonioOfVenice 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Seven, as that is the age of responsibility in Catholicism.

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