Latest spiderman is a Lesbian in a wheelchair
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In case you forget she's a lesbian, they've thoughtfully included rainbow clothing so you know she's on the fag team.
And "latest Spider-Man?". There's only one spider-man, Peter Parker. All the others are just trash created by a failing company attempting to revitalize sales.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
Time to popularize YWNBASM.
To be fair to them, this is a pretty accurate representation of most gay people in real life too.
Fuck you, Ben Reilly is Spider-Man, too. Also this is old
nah, he is scarlet spider.
If only. He's been somewhat shat all over recently.
What a Chasm they left in the character đź‘€
What . . . super hero comics don't have lesbian sex scenes?
Unrealistic body type, her legs aren't atrophied enough
Seriously the gym i go to has a guy in a wheelchair, built upper body but just sticks for legs, not being able to walk just removes A LOT of muscle.
It’s weird how stuck on high school this latest crop of professional writers is. It’s like that’s when the indoctrination kicked in for them, so they don’t really have any real knowledge beyond that level because it was all just identities and feelings and whatnot. In 10 years the newly minted writers will be writing about middle schoolers and elementary schoolers. Hopefully just because that’s when the indoctrination started for THEM, but probably also for other reasons I don’t like to think about.
You're not entirely incorrect but prom in western school stuff is just the festival stuff you see in anime but culturally relevant. It's the same thing, an experience most people have in junior high or high school that people can relate with but it's not just an anime thing it's a Japanese culture thing. The school sports festival is probably similarly experienced, a thing that happened when you were a kid in school but you didn't think that much of it, but you do know it's a thing that happens to almost everyone.
And they don't have the talent to make it work.
There was a project around 2 decades ago to have Batman but in a high school setting, the writers had to make it work and instead did it so it was a passing of the torch story along with a mentor role for an established character
We got this masterpiece
This is the difference in talent, you could put limitations on writers like set it in a high-school and they'd work around that to create a quality product. Now that the old talent left to do their own thing, the young blood that coasted through can't live up to their predecessors.
It's weird how often Spiderman in Highschool gets retold. The guy married Mary Jane Watson in the 70's. He could have grandkids by now if they wanted. Instead, every few years he ends up back in HS. Every cartoon retells that era, even when it makes no sense.
Marvel comic timeline is meant to move at something like a third of real time, so despite being 60 years in the running only 20 years has passed for many characters.
Except Spider-Man who has been reset more than most a few times.
And many of the X-Men characters since they can currently resurrect into bodies aged to their "prime".
Or anyone who spent time in another dimension or timeline as was the case with the Fantastic Four and Cable respectively. This is how they aged up Franklin Richards very recently a few years ago from a tween to the 16/17/18 or so he is now even though he was a toddler back on the mid 80s when hanging out with other actual kid superheros such as The Power Pack.
Problem with Spider-Man however is several upper management overruling many writers and continually resetting Peter back to bachelor status so he can dally with MJ, Felicia, a new writer's OC self insert, or whatever. So he's more screwed up than most despite never properly spending any time outside the 616 timeline as many others have.
I agree to much of this. Too many people want parker young, so he never moves on.
High school is the perfect time for a particular personality type.
Because you have most of an adult brain and body, but almost none of the responsibilities. So you are free to fight, fuck, and have fun without anyone finding it weird, but then you never have to deal with the consequences of that.
Its always been that way, and will always be that way. The only generational difference is a few decades ago college started to join it once it became "adult daycare" for most people.
It's when they stopped mentally developing.
A reminder that when spiders lose, or damage, a leg, they simply regrow it during moults. But that would both remove the victim status and "representation" from the parasite of a new character so Marvel would never go for it.
This is a bit old.
It was old on the day of publication.
Her enemies will be an occupied handicapped spot, a set of stairs and rooftops in islamic zones.
Aztec human sacrifice was less absurd and ridiculous than modern Westoid 'civilization'.
As I recall they also named her Charlotte Webb or something similar, specifically for the very easy joke re: spiders that name allows for, and which she made a point of sarcastically deconstructing on the first page of her first issue. Not only is this character just an assembly of woke check-box identifiers, she’s also written by retards who can’t even do deconstruction properly. (There aren’t a lot of really good deconstructions since often they just follow the rules of a genre exactly and then the author declares that he did a deconstruction, but point is you deconstruct something that someone else set up, you don’t build a thing so you can knock it down yourself. At least, you don’t do that if you’re older than 8.)
She's not black therefore I won't buy it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I mean, can she even feel anything below the waist?
Death to capeshit.
As hysterical and completely out of touch the writers are with reality, this is not an actual Spider-Man run. This is from Edge of Spider-Verse that has various stories of Spider-Man’s in other dimensions. This is also about a year old.
So not to worry, my fellow Spider-Man fans. We still have Spider-Man. And we also have Miles Morales. Who is black. That is very important information to know. Miles Morales is black. Do not forget it.
this one never gets old