I tried to raise a venus flytrap when I was a kid. The thing died within like a weak. Turns out flytraps are incredibly picky with what type of soil they're in because their unique dies requires nutrient poor soil.
Yea you need acidic peat with sand, lots of mineral-free water (distilled or rain, no tap), lots of direct sunlight, watch out for aphids and don't let them freeze during winter but still keep them cold and well ventilated so they don't get moldy (edit: oh and don't play with the traps because they only work a couple of times).
It used to be that you got a cat or dog for your child to help teach them the concept of responsibility.
Then about 10 years ago, grown adults decided that this task for 8 year olds was something they were proud of accomplishing.
Now we've got people proud of their ability to remember to water a fucking plant - something most people are capable of doing without even thinking about it, because simply seeing the plant every morning tends to be enough of a reminder for anyone who can spell their own name.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty proud of my (mostly) Thornless Honeysuckle trees coming along nicely.
Now all I have to do is wage my eternal war against the poison ivy everywhere and try to demographically replace it with fescue, or some other vine or something.
This is what happens when you're the product of a bi-blow in a backroom of a 7-11 between a drunk out on parole and some club whore who had a craving for nachos but couldn't afford them without turning tricks.
WILL NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EFFORTS!?
Gag.
And want to fuck people their own "trans age".
Wake me up when raping trees is a sexuality.
Fernbaby mom: when you're too incompetent and irresponsible to keep an actual animal alive.
Seems like a cry for attention- maybe they ran out of ideas for new pronouns.
They just straight up hate father's day and would do anything to remove it's impact.
Pshaw, carnivorous plants are more challenging to keep alive than most pets. They're more needy than a feminist on twitter.
I tried to raise a venus flytrap when I was a kid. The thing died within like a weak. Turns out flytraps are incredibly picky with what type of soil they're in because their unique dies requires nutrient poor soil.
Yea you need acidic peat with sand, lots of mineral-free water (distilled or rain, no tap), lots of direct sunlight, watch out for aphids and don't let them freeze during winter but still keep them cold and well ventilated so they don't get moldy (edit: oh and don't play with the traps because they only work a couple of times).
Venus flytraps are some of the easier ones :D
This pedo probably doesn't think too highly of farmers.
It's interesting that these efforts to belittle a parent's day only seems to happen around Father's Day.
My wife has killed every plant she’s ever owned. Even a cactus. But our kids are doing great.
It used to be that you got a cat or dog for your child to help teach them the concept of responsibility.
Then about 10 years ago, grown adults decided that this task for 8 year olds was something they were proud of accomplishing.
Now we've got people proud of their ability to remember to water a fucking plant - something most people are capable of doing without even thinking about it, because simply seeing the plant every morning tends to be enough of a reminder for anyone who can spell their own name.
This is peak reddit.
Posted by a reddit admin. Copmpletely deluded NPC who think zir is a human.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty proud of my (mostly) Thornless Honeysuckle trees coming along nicely.
Now all I have to do is wage my eternal war against the poison ivy everywhere and try to demographically replace it with fescue, or some other vine or something.
I'm hoping that's just a bad joke, but who knows....I bet cat people would unironically say something like this.
This is what happens when you're the product of a bi-blow in a backroom of a 7-11 between a drunk out on parole and some club whore who had a craving for nachos but couldn't afford them without turning tricks.
This is just sad
Meh, hobbyist joke. Some are almost clever.
Admin post on /r/reddit
So the author is definitely a pedo. Spez wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't.