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GiveThemNothing 52 points ago +52 / -0

MeToo Thot : "Elon showed me his weenie."

Musk: "Go on... describe every throbbing vein, and the balls, don't forget the balls"

inpassing 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just trying to get his money's worth.

ArchRespawnsAgain 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Which one hangs lower? How many wrinkles are there on my sack?"

trump4045 9 points ago +10 / -1

That's what he's saying without saying it lmao

LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

he has 3 balls. I thought everyone knew that.

TomSeeSaw 9 points ago +9 / -0

Martian confirmed

CatoTheElder [S] 36 points ago +37 / -1

Sure sounds like control to me, u/theimpossible1.

Here is the whole thread: https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/1527519328245059592#m

It's just another in a long list of Business Insider hit pieces on Elon. They publish a few of them a week and have done so for years.

Other: tweets from the tweet addicted man.

Catturd ™ @catturd2

LOL ... @elonmusk says he's going to vote Republican for the first time.

The next day a sexual misconduct allegation suddenly appears.

Elon is learning just how evil the Left really is - but I have a feeling, he's going to win.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Replying to @catturd2

They began brewing attacks of all kinds as soon as the Twitter acquisition was announced.

In my 30 year career, including the entire MeToo era, there’s nothing to report, but, as soon as I say I intend to restore free speech to Twitter & vote Republican, suddenly there is …

Assassin47 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's just another in a long list of Business Insider hit pieces on Elon. They publish a few of them a week and have done so for years.

This seems different though in that Reuters pointlessly repeated the BI story, without evidence. It does seem that a signal was given to someone.

MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

They all turned on Trump the same way.

TheImpossible1 -28 points ago +5 / -33

I was right about Elon, everyone will see. He's been under their control for a long time.

I usually would defend even the worst male feminists from this, but fuck Elon. I'm sick of the waste of space pretending to be on our side, at least enemies admit being enemies.

Pay for more abortions Elon. Defend Amber Heard some more. Advocate for more restrictions on men without kids. See where it gets you.

Male allies to the More Feminine Way always end up falling, from Michael Kimmel to Andrew Cuomo.

Maybe TSLA will fall to a logical value.

WhitePhoenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm fairly sure Elon's going to be defending conservatives more now because of the far left getting its political smear machine up.

This is so fucking predictable by the left that at this point I don't care anymore. Nothing's gonna happen to Elon at least because he has fuck you amounts of money.

TheImpossible1 -9 points ago +3 / -12

He literally offered to be a character witness for her. Did you even follow the trial?

CatoTheElder [S] 15 points ago +16 / -1

No, I don't follow Hollywood bullcrap. I don't watch the news (journalists only lie anyways), I haven't seen a movie since The Force Awakens (The most miserable theater experience I have ever had.), I don't have a TV or any sort of entertainment subscription.

SarcasticRidley 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Force Awakens (The most miserable theater experience I have ever had.)

Ironically that movie is miles better than both the sequels. Mostly because it's a rehash of a good movie.

MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've made the first Star Wars three times now. They should be getting better at it, instead of worse.

tobeornotto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better than worse trash is a low bar.

almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Your honor, the bitch was crazy, but good-sex crazy, not 'shit the bed and blame the dogs' crazy. I wouldn't put it past her, though."

CatoTheElder [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Maybe TSLA will fall to a logical value.

And there it is...

TheModernDaVinci 7 points ago +8 / -1

To be fair to Imp, TSLA stock is hilariously overvalued. One of the worst performing car companies in terms of sales and financials has some of the most valuable stock not just in automotive, but in the market, period? If you buy that, I have other bridge related real estate you may be interested in.

But only on the stock front. Say what you would have back when this was all kicking off, I think Musk is in too deep for this to just be a meme.

CatoTheElder [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

I never said that it wasn't overvalued, only that Imp1, like Business Insider, has ulterior motives.

TheImpossible1 -6 points ago +3 / -9

I am not in any position, short or long, on Tesla.

I hold Nio stock, but it's a small position that's effectively a hedge against my positions in standard car manufacturers.

ArchRespawnsAgain 3 points ago +5 / -2

As much as we clash, I'm also not on the Musk train though I do find these developments intriguing. I obviously have entirely different reasons for my hesitation.

Vicenzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually a solid take. Anyone who ever associates with these factions deserves what they get.

JustHereForTheSalmon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Epic tattoo on Elon Musk's penis confirmed.

I for one hope it says "Space X"

Assassin47 21 points ago +21 / -0

It says "Starship Super Heavy #1".

reidj 5 points ago +5 / -0

It says BFR.

Indipendepede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Space EreX

Hogbutcher 10 points ago +10 / -0


TheModernDaVinci 10 points ago +10 / -0

Come now, where is the creativity? He clearly has a tattoo that changes depending on if he is flaccid or hard.

Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

SpaceX to SpaceXXX.

LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

It says "Spae-Sex", I thought everyone knew that.

yvaN_ehT_nioJ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Plot twist: He has an Ian Smith tattoo.

FutaCumDiet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Interesting to watch how quickly the internet as large is turning on Elon after he publicly states he doesn't support the Democrats for the next election.

cccpneveragain 9 points ago +10 / -1

Twist of the century, he actually secretly has a vagina?

NihilistCaregiver 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shelon Musk

SupremeReader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like Harvey Weinstein?

TheImpossible1 -9 points ago +4 / -13

Wouldn't be a twist for me.

TriangleGang 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's how you handle these sorts of accusations, you hit back hard and go on the attack. These hoes want you to hide in the shadows because it only makes you look guilty. There may have been a time where not dignifying crazy accusations by acknowledging them worked, but not anymore.

WhitePhoenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

he is literally swinging his cock around lmao

throwaway531 5 points ago +6 / -1

I don't want to sound conspiratorial but.. hear me out.

Upper Echelon recently did a video where he looked at Elon and his past behavior and how that effects the buy out of Twitter. 2 examples posted where a whistleblower going to report on faulty Tesla solar panels. Elon shows the Tesla Whistle before this, burying the actual whistleblower news report in positive ones for Elon. The other example is saying he'd buy Coke to put cocaine back into it, burying news stories of his reported drug use because that could tank Tesla's share price.

Elon has shown himself to be smart when it comes to burying search results and this is to protect his persona. Elon knew this allegation was going to drop, so he tweeted that he's going to vote Republican and that they're going to frame him. This allegation drops but Elon has already prepped the public for it to be false.

Just wanted to show a reason as to why he's buying Twitter, it's to have a direct message platform he controls like Trump that he can send out one Tweet and it'll protect his persona.

Yakuza 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya thats not even far fetched, I was wondering if his announcement of voting Rep was to make ppl think he's attacked for political reasons. No way to know.

Vicenzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be.