Redditors are organizing trips to Ukraine to fucking die
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That's gotta be a troll from our side. But really, if Faggitors want to go die we should do everything we can to encourage them. I'd be willing to chip in travel money if they promise not to come back alive. The West clearly doesn't have the balls to deal with those degenerates but I'm sure the Russians would be happy to serve as a troon extermination service.
Have a coworker who's aunt actually followed through and hoped on a plane to Italy to escape trumps fascist America. Italian customs threw her in JAIL on arrival. Lol. She begged family back in the states to get her released. Apparently Italy doesn't like Americans on one way tickets.
Every country deserves that kind of immigration control.
They'll never pull it off. When their cell phone bars drop to zero, and their internet connection goes bye bye, they'll be in the same situation as any junkie dumped into cold hard reality.
Probably a lot of em figure, if they endured the BLM riots, then a full on war should be no problem. Well...
With the whole CHAZ/CHOP thing in Seattle, cold hard reality came when these rich kids had their neighborhood dealers drive over to sell them their drugs. This did not go over well as they were on someone else's turf, and the shootings began.
Because what you gonna do when full on mayhem breaks out? Call the police you just ran off ? :D Or hide in a corner and smoke your weed? ;P
The same stupid mistakes, and WORSE can happen in war. Can't put the cell phone down, no problem. There are drones that home in on cell phones AND voice prints, even if your phone is using some level of encryption. The hajjis learned this the hard way, time and time again over the last generation.
Even the rare people with actual combat experience on Reddit, the few dozen they haven't run off, those guys are used to a logistics chain second to none. Not a lot of em are used to the idea of pulling supplies off dead russians, looting the dead in general to see if they have supplies they need, and adapting to an environment that seems to go from bad to worse day to day.
Not many on Reddit, or the internet in general used to helping launch some kind of insurgent warfare, or holding out against long odds in warfare. Unless they're working for a three letter agency on counter-terrorism or similar shit. And those guys certainly aren't dumb enough to willingly go back into a warzone with poor odds again. lol!
They say you can't fix faggotry, but I bet surviving a conflict in the Ukraine would do it.
This is almost certainly a troll but I wish it was real. They better hurry though, or they'll miss all the action as the Ukrainian side have basically already lost.
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sussing out which of these are fake troll posts and which are sincere I leave as an exercise to the reader (because who the fuck knows really)
In the immortal words of Jeremy Clarkson:
holy crap that's a bot-ass spook post if I've ever seen one
I don't know about you, but I'm glad so many idiots are willing to die for sociopathic politicians and their manufactured wars so I don't have to. Every volunteer reduces the odds I get drafted, as I'm dead center in the military's prime demographic.
I'm decidedly less happy that all the blind as fuck normie bystanders keep getting conned into nodding along with it. It's difficult to comprehend just how many globalist plutocrat wars the average person can tolerate in one lifetime.
It's essentially Afghanistan in the 70s-80s. A country that never quite got it together, and now the Russians are invading.
But as a buffer state, and something to used in a proxy war, they're certainly useful. Send them all the weapons the US has been stockpiling, but never had a use for. Hey, the guidance clusters in those Javelins have a half life of 6 years before they need re-calibration. Use em up, or spend over $4k a unit just so you can keep them on a shelf doing nothing another 6 years. ;P
They're not going to die. This is just larping. I'm watching what's going on there now and it is horrific. Ukrainians are getting crushed by the Russians. Victory is impossible for them and everyone knows it.
It's all bots talking to other bots about bot things, now...
This is fake but keep in mind the better you seed this kind of crazy the more likely the crazies are to do it.
I had not one, but two history professors in college who moved to the USSR because they were convinced by their professors about how great the place was. One was in Russia proper during the early 70's, the other in the Ukraine in the early 80's, and both learned that the USSR was not what they were told. They liked the people, didn't like waiting in long lines for very limited food selection.
Most are probably fake, but for those that aren't, maybe this will wise up some fools the hard way.
This is just some quality shitposting.
There's absolutely no way that's not satire.
That has to be a troll.
Holy shit this is a gold mine. Likely a troll, but IDGAF that shit's hilarious. 🤣
Definitely a troll, but a pretty funny one.
DIE FOR ZOG!
Reminds me of the Grade A satire from /r/BewitchtheTaliban which featured such gems as a witch attempting to hex Allah, a witch getting ran over by Toyata trucks in the astral plane, a witch getting dommed metaphysically by Allah, and a witch getting his mom dommed metaphysically by Allah.
A trip down memory lane.
I can't wait for the "They used us as fodder" stories.
These people are in for a rude awakening. When they're inducted the first that's going to happen is they will be stripped of their belongings. Anything useful like weapons, ammo, medical supplies, foods, etc are going to be used else where. Then they're going to get a 2 week crash course combat boot camp. Then they're going straight to the front lines. Because they're not real solders nor are they Ukraine citizens they'll be used for the most dangerous operations, because why would you risk a trained and hardened solder when there's a sack of meat whose only useful purpose is to get shot at?
I hope some trans faggots go there and at least one of them make it out alive....that ought to be an entertaining read.
Notice how without prompt they identified there being forms of "necessary violence" as opposed to "unnecessary"
This reads like parody but pos law has been catapulted into space as of late
I don't think that Russians will consider those faggots are legit combatants and will be treated like terrorists.
Foreigners are always used as fodder tho with the main Ukrainian army surrounded i doubt they will ever reach the front line.... so they will stuck in Lviv of Kiev to be robbed, beaten, shot and raped by criminals the comedian just released, fun times!
Where can I donate?
Presumably they want to recruit even the not very capable for propaganda value when they die horribly. I don't know how to feel about this.